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Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Godson007(m): 11:19pm On Jul 11, 2010
Following his exploits and subsequent success at the 2010 FIFA World Cup where he predicted correctly the outcome of football matches, Octopus Paul's success has started infulriating the African continent. The Octopus was consulted as the official Nigerian oracle and his first prediction was that President Goodluck will emerge victorious in the 2011 presidential polls. It is yet to be seen how Paul's prediction will affect d political atmosphere in Nigeria[/color][color=#000099]
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by biggy4joe(m): 1:36am On Jul 12, 2010
AAH, breaking news!!!!!!!News just reaching us,is that the Octopus has been kidnapped by unknown gun man on his way 2 Ijebu from Lagos yesterday, Details will be convealed 2 you later
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Osama10(m): 2:33am On Jul 12, 2010
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Nobody: 4:40am On Jul 12, 2010
If he can predict successfully, can he predict who is fit to become Nigeria's president?

All these waste of "Powers". We get juju, still the country no goo. We get Evangelist wey dey talk to God daily, still no result. We get prophet wey dey claim Seer, but we still dey jagajaga. Cant anyone of them help NIgeria's status? All these lie lie wolis nko?
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by oderemo(m): 6:22am On Jul 12, 2010
can i have that paul the octopus for breakfast?
afterall /he is edible.
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Ijeleigbo(m): 7:37am On Jul 12, 2010
Who is a strong contender to Jonathan by the way? Babaginda? That expired product? Hahahahaha, We don't need a prophecy to know who will emerge victoriously in 2011.
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Acidosis(m): 8:00am On Jul 12, 2010
We do not need any demonic octopus for predictions. IBB, Okotie, Ribadu and even Yarudua knows GJ as the next president
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by aieromon(m): 8:32am On Jul 12, 2010
Whatever happened to Ayilara and Okija Shrines??
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by ReachRich(m): 2:09pm On Jul 12, 2010
@ Poster
what is the source of this news?
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Agibecky: 2:15pm On Jul 12, 2010
Very funny.
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Nobody: 2:40pm On Jul 12, 2010
Godson007:

Following his exploits and subsequent success at the 2010 FIFA World Cup where he predicted correctly the outcome of football matches, Octopus Paul's success has started infulriating the African continent. The Octopus was consulted as the official Nigerian oracle and his first prediction was that President Goodluck will emerge victorious in the 2011 presidential polls. It is yet to be seen how Paul's prediction will affect d political atmosphere in Nigeria[/color][color=#000099]
ROTFLMAO. . . I sure say poster dey take kainkain
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Woke4all(m): 2:43pm On Jul 12, 2010
I don't even believe the demon called octopus.
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Fhemmmy: 2:51pm On Jul 12, 2010
Lol . . . Take this to the Joke section
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jul 12, 2010
@ post
LOL! In that case there should be a 24/7 bodyguard for the octopus because our Nigerian politicians are very deadly.
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by daylae(m): 4:15pm On Jul 12, 2010
We gat our own diviner. We don't need paul,cus we gat sillas.
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by seanet02: 4:33pm On Jul 12, 2010
That is if Nigeria still exists.
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by teriore: 6:15pm On Jul 12, 2010
una dey craze . e no fit happen . the octupus no fit predict reach niaja politics
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by qrich: 6:26pm On Jul 12, 2010
this should go the jokes section please. Some comments here are really funny grin grin
Re: Octopus Paul: Goodluck Jonathan Will Win Nigeria's 2011 Presidential Elections by coded777: 1:33pm On Jun 07, 2011
LoL! The octopuS was rite aftrall.
Pls give me dat octodemon number, i have a few question to ask it, wink

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