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Bathroom Excuse Manners by Labans(m): 3:34pm On Apr 06, 2007
Bathroom excuse manners

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: Wait a minute. I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Johnny replied: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet. I'll be back in a minute."
The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word 'toilet' during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

The teacher passed out.
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by Free(f): 10:24pm On Apr 06, 2007
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by mnerach: 1:43pm On Apr 07, 2007
grin

Ha! Ha! Ha! That was pretty funny. A good prescription for a troubled heart.
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by mohawkchic(f): 11:48pm On Apr 07, 2007
Charlie can come to mine for dinner anytime grin wink
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by adjain(m): 3:43pm On Mar 23, 2011
chai,

And this my personal friend tends to be very shy, don't mind him if he hides inbetween your legs.
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by Labans(m): 10:35pm On Oct 20, 2011
Hahahaha, Pretty funny indeed!
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by ARareGem(f): 10:48pm On Oct 20, 2011
So only person siddon so tey im come reopen im thread start to laugh. undecided
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by Labans(m): 11:08pm On Oct 20, 2011
Hummmmm! Na wao for u o!
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by Ajibel(m): 3:58am On Oct 21, 2011
Very ugly joke
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by Labans(m): 12:05am On Feb 27, 2012
Ajibel:

Very ugly joke

Na u Sabi.
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by Toygod(m): 12:21am On Feb 27, 2012
And ,ow does dat concern me?
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by Labans(m): 2:36am On Feb 27, 2012
Toy god:

And ,ow does dat concern me?

Lol.
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by sutoboy(m): 1:26am On Mar 01, 2012
OP, u well so?
Re: Bathroom Excuse Manners by Labans(m): 11:41pm On Mar 01, 2012
I wonder o!

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