My People, stumbled on this, had a great laff, pls enjoy


Messi: Bros how far na

KAKA: I dey o

Messi: e get as this world cup take be o

KAKA: walahi I no know wetin happen with us wey Dunga don overput hope say we go carry am,

Messi: una own better, Guy na 4-0 dem flog us ,I no score goal,me wey be world best footballer!!!

KAKA: Guy dem tear me Red card,I never collect Red before for my life. No be only u no Score, Rooney nko, even Torres.

Messi: Una lucky say no be Germany una meet. I no even see road dribble.Na only klose and dat small boi Schneider just dey use us shine.when Gerrard call me tell me I think say na lie till I play back d video as we dey go back Buenos Aires,

KAKA: Eh ya. Kpele. But dat 4-0 too much o. We laff for bus tire as we dey go airport. E sweet us die.

MESSI: make una dress! Una wey no fit head ball?

KAKA: make e be, at least none of us bin don go do advert say im dey head ball, and dem no disgrace us. last last Holland no win cup na…

MESSI: Germany too no win na. Chei, iniesta no go let person rest oohh

KAKA: hehe,na una for barca go suffer am na. Nobody go fit talk for our side as Raul no go World Cup. Who open mouth,im head go roll

MESSI: Shey?, no shaking sha, we go chat later. me wan log out go play Choosing for area so. Heinze dey here sef. E say make I hail u. E dey vex say dem no choose am for area.

KAKA: make e gerrout. Him rough sef. hail am sha. E go be. Make I enter church. Dis Mourinho,me no know whether I dey im first eleven again afta dis wolcup. i dey fasting programme. Later

MESSI: Guy, pray for me too oh. I hear say that Nigerian guy - Eyeama dey move come La liga oh…

Hilarioussssssssssss

wonderfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul