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The Generous Wife! by Mauricemoh: 12:56am On Jul 17, 2010 |
, Since the wife was eight months into her Pregnancy, the husband had to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he had been desperate for quite a while. Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the floor; eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire, Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out 500 bucks, and gives it to him. "Here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight, and remember that this happens only once, ok? Don't think about it again" she said.The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that she may change her mind, grabs the money and leaves quickly, A few minutes later, he returns, and hands the money back to his wife and says with much disappointment: She said this is not enough. She wants one thousand, The wife's face slowly turns red with anger. "Damn that naughty woman, when she was pregnant and her husband came over here, I charged him only five hundred, " The guy collapsed!!!. For more jokes and humours that will wipe away your tears and sorrow, kindly travel to:www.jokesvillage..com |
Re: The Generous Wife! by Nobody: 5:10am On Jul 17, 2010 |
hehehe |
Re: The Generous Wife! by Nobody: 8:17am On Jul 17, 2010 |
Re: The Generous Wife! by makajibbz(m): 11:02am On Jul 17, 2010 |
Re: The Generous Wife! by Spyker: 1:38pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Re: The Generous Wife! by StudioCFR(m): 2:30pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: The Generous Wife! by makajibbz(m): 2:41pm On Jul 17, 2010 |
Studio CFR:you don come again, |
Re: The Generous Wife! by cynthoney(f): 2:20pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
no be small u come again,i no kw wetin dey wori dis STUDIO abi na THEATRe. d guy no dey eva see joke,una nid to buy am glasses oh |
Re: The Generous Wife! by EfemenaXY: 2:27pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
^^ lol The joke is between Studio's legs |
Re: The Generous Wife! by cynthoney(f): 2:57pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
d guy get legs? i bin tink say na only big mouth e get oh |
Re: The Generous Wife! by skyndyp(f): 2:59pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
Oh my gosh |
Re: The Generous Wife! by EfemenaXY: 3:03pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
cynthoney: erm. . .well, the joke is between where his legs ought to be |
Re: The Generous Wife! by clemcykul(f): 4:00pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
hmm lol, una don start o |
Re: The Generous Wife! by Dyt(f): 10:25pm On Jul 19, 2010 |
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Re: The Generous Wife! by KDK(m): 7:10pm On Oct 20, 2010 |
@ poster,nice one |
Re: The Generous Wife! by StudioCFR(m): 7:37am On Oct 21, 2010 |
*Burns down stale thread* |
Re: The Generous Wife! by Okijajuju1(m): 7:39am On Oct 21, 2010 |
** Pour kerosene on the fire ** |
Re: The Generous Wife! by StudioCFR(m): 8:28am On Oct 21, 2010 |
who send u message |
Re: The Generous Wife! by Okijajuju1(m): 8:50am On Oct 21, 2010 |
Yahoo messenger!! |
Re: The Generous Wife! by jamace(m): 8:56am On Oct 21, 2010 |
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Is this laughter or your car is doing hard starting? |
Re: The Generous Wife! by benedictac(f): 12:52pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
Advice am make him go sell the car buy battery |
Re: The Generous Wife! by dani1luv: 2:19pm On Oct 21, 2010 |
DYT I'll advice you see ben . .he's a good mechanic to the core with experience of 47years. .still counting |
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