Luckily for you keh?
No be una fault
I wish the snake bit you guys tho
Coman beat me

if you kill this Python in my village something terrible will happen to you within 48hours.We have them in thousands in my village and they attracts wealth. Python Amaka

When snakes start to be substitute for turkey and chicken.....naija i hail!!

BIAFRONIGERIAN:
Sometimes I wonder how white foreigners on this forum will look at the black man after browsing through stories coming from this part of the world.
To be frank if to say I be white I will just conclude that blacks are monkeys.

please what is WHITE FOREIGNERS?



cos I only know FOREIGNERS

Akpacha:
Na ur trap? U go carry person meat abi? For kogi? If ur belle start to de swell now u go say my pple wicked abi?

Theft and abomination in many communities. The trap belongs to someone.
Though the very "rugged" nature of his grammar could mean that he meant to convey something entirely different. We will never know.

idonhammer:
if you kill this Python in my village something terrible will happen to you within 48hours.We have them thousands in my village and they attracts wealth. Python Amaka

please dont invite lala to ur village

godfatherx:

May the gentle soul of our dearly departed English Language rest in peace. WTF!

Amen Bro...I'm in tears.

godfatherx:


May the gentle soul of our dearly departed English Language rest in peace.
WTF!

100 likes for you. This one will also complain that there is no job.

godfatherx:


May the gentle soul of our dearly departed English Language rest in peace.
WTF!

honestly ,a corp member oh .

baysan:
Good Evening nairalanders.

Am a corp member serving at Cross Rivers State,

Out of boredom me and my colleagues decided to go on an Adventure into a bush behind the corpers lodge in search for a bush meat, luckily for us we came across a snake struggling for survival, been caught by a trap.
The pictures below complete my story.

You stole animal another man's trap caught. Which school did you graduate from?

BIAFRONIGERIAN:
Sometimes I wonder how white foreigners on this forum will look at the black man after browsing through stories coming from this part of the world.
To be frank if to say I be white I will just conclude that blacks are monkeys.

ouch!!! Thats harsh!!!

osuofia2:
I'm., on adventure,the errors are much. CC Gramarnazi

concord.....

Hezzyluv:
perhaps he's not good when it's comes to speaking of English, but he may b good in mathematics. I'm a living testimony. I may not write sentences correctly, but if na mathz, let me not bst sha. And i never failed English language since I grew up to knw myself.

so biko, he has passed information. period

Who ask you the story of your life abeg?

SocialJustice:
You stole animal another man's trap caught. Which school did you graduate from?

This is the sort of thing that gets corper's killed by villagers, how can you steal from a man's trap.. despicable..

baysan:
Good Evening nairalanders.

Am a corp member serving at Cross Rivers State,

Out of boredom me and my colleagues decided to go on an Adventure into a bush behind the corpers lodge in search for a bush meat, luckily for us we came across a snake struggling for survival, been caught by a trap.
The pictures below complete my story.

You be scam!

Mizwisdom:



What's the name of the university you attended?

Its high time mods started editing front page articles. Lest they scare learned intellectuals away from this forum with all this grammatical trash on fp

Mizwisdom:



What's the name of the university you attended?

Point out the mistake he made or STFU

Hezzyluv:
perhaps he's not good when it's comes to speaking of English, but he may b good in mathematics. I'm a living testimony. I may not write sentences correctly, but if na mathz, let me not bst sha. And i never failed English language since I grew up to knw myself.

so biko, he has passed information. period

If you were born in a society where things work... You would still be in junior secondary school.


Imagine not being able to write fluent German while schooling in Germany.

Your being good with mathematics shouldn't be an excuse!

Write right!

Speak right!!

osuofia2:

I'm., on adventure,the errors are much.
CC Gramarnazi

You forgot " Out of boredom, "

Punctuation marks were made for a reason.

And that reason wasn't to be ignored.

Mizwisdom:



What's the name of the university you attended?

Crescent University

godfatherx:


May the gentle soul of our dearly departed English Language rest in peace.
WTF!

But the OP wroted a good English. Why asks him such quesion.

Our I too know is gotting too much. Let's behaves like educate people than spoken thrash here.

BarristerAlarig:




If you were born in a society where things work... You would still be in junior secondary school.


Imagine not being able to write fluent German while schooling in Germany.

Your being good with mathematics shouldn't be an excuse!

Write right!

Speak right!!

You are an idio.t.
I have seen many British people who writes nonsense English.
Same in America, these people only care about being understood.

It's really funny, you would rarely see a hausa, igbo or Yoruba person who would try to correct you if you speak any of these languages incorrectly, why is that?

But when it comes to English, a foreign language,
All sort of stupid i.diot.would be springing out trying to correct you. Slavery mentality. SMH.

Hezzyluv:
perhaps he's not good when it's comes to speaking of English, but he may b good in mathematics. I'm a living testimony. I may not write sentences correctly, but if na mathz, let me not bst sha. And i never failed English language since I grew up to knw myself.

so biko, he has passed information. period

Next time, try to always ignore these losers who thinks they are professors in English.

I believed the only notable achievement in their lives is only how to speak English.

Idiot.ic lots.

This one na bush allowance?

Baroba:


This is the sort of thing that gets corper's killed by villagers, how can you steal from a man's trap.. despicable..

Exactly, some of these rural people live in abject poverty and bushmeat is their primary source of red meat. When the hunter over reacts, nobody will hear the story of how he was stolen from first or they will say 'because of ordinary snake?'

Stealing from someone's trap. How low can you go?

Constantiney:

You are an idio.t.
I have seen many British people who writes nonsense English.
Same in America, these people only care about being understood.

It's really funny, you would rarely see a hausa, igbo or Yoruba person who would try to correct you if you speak any of these languages incorrectly, why is that?

But when it comes to English, a foreign language,
All sort of stupid i.diot.would be springing out trying to correct you. Slavery mentality. SMH.


Next time, try to always ignore these losers who thinks they are professors in English.

I believed the only notable achievement in their lives is only how to speak English.

Idiot.ic lots.

It's obvious someone dropped you at birth hence your shallow Way of reasoning.

That aside, I can't help but be amused . You aren't just plain stupid,you are also a pathological liar. Alas, your mother must be proud of you !!!


Imagine!! A native Brit, American, Australian,New Zealander that can't speak English....


Lemme re-echo what I said before,

You were dropped at birth. Period!!!

How anybody could eat such a disgusting thing like a snake still staggers my imagination. And this one isn't even mature ... it's pretty much a baby snake. And you didn't even have the decency to watch out the blood before cooking!!

Gross!!! Disgusting upon disgusting


O pari

baysan:
Good Evening nairalanders.

Am a corp member serving at Cross Rivers State,

Out of boredom me and my colleagues decided to go on an Adventure into a bush behind the corpers lodge in search for a bush meat, luckily for us we came across a snake struggling for survival, been caught by a trap.
The pictures below complete my story.

Constantiney:

You are an idio.t.
I have seen many British people who wr[b][/b]ites nonsense English.
Same in America, these people only care about being understood.

It's really funny, you would rarely see a hausa, igbo or Yoruba person who would try to correct you if you speak any of these languages incorrectly, why is that?

But when it comes to English, a foreign language,
All sort of stupid i.diot.would be springing out trying to correct you. Slavery mentality. SMH.


Next time, try to always ignore these losers who thinks they are professors in English.

I believed the only notable achievement in their lives is only how to speak English.

Idiot.ic lots.

Your poor sentence construction says it all.

When foreign Embassies starts adding English Language Proficiency test while applying for a student visa as a Nigerian, Nigerians would want to cry foul forgetting that the average Nigerian (at least, the ones on NL) are terrible English speakers neither do they write intelligently.


Please, go and kill yourself.

godfatherx:


May the gentle soul of our dearly departed English Language rest in peace.
WTF!

Pls reconstruct his narrative let see how GOOD u are at Queen's English.

idonhammer:
if you kill this Python in my village something terrible will happen to you within 48hours.We have them in thousands in my village and they attracts wealth. Python Amaka

Are all your village people rich?

Hezzyluv:
perhaps he's not good when it's comes to speaking of English, but he may b good in mathematics. I'm a living testimony. I may not write sentences correctly, but if na mathz, let me not bst sha. And i never failed English language since I grew up to knw myself.

so biko, he has passed information. period

true bro. don't mind those dumb cowards.
as if every graduates studied English as a course

megamank:
So Part of your service to Nigeria is killing one of her wildlife for peppersoup abi....

hmmmmm, snake is not wild life o.