CHOKOLATED THURSDAY�

Long time no see , it has been feri feri long shaa .
But let me tell you people a story, about my first s*x , my first knack ���
It is Thursday and it is throw back ... duhhh���..

I have been a holy boy , onye nso ���, I was holy for just nine months, nine months that I was in mummy's stomach, imediately them born me , I spoil...sharp sharp .

As at nursery 3 I had my first kiss , I swear that first kiss was the longest of my life, chai !! , You know that kiss that you are kissing just because you don't know what to do next?, This kind of kiss that virgins kiss..��� .two hours but no " change your style " ...
Abasi eh!!!!

Let me not detail this one , I will tell the story one day .....

As at primary 4, I gave my first head , I swear I did not know what I was doing , but I had natural naughtiness�, I licked that plate and the food tasted great , ohmaikod!!!��, Matured people would chant "under the blanket " but we always chanted " under the staircase " ���

One day my mom said we were relocating, Maka why!!!!, This compound that has plenty joy fa?���

Like it was not enough already , them carry me throw put inside seminary ��� chai!! , It just delayed my mini-street , Chidera for don straff since 19kporogodo and save embarrassment......��

Seminary , seminarian, temptation , you will want to kiss a girl , when you think it is clicking , she will just call you " semi semi !!!!" , You see weeeekednesssss!!!! Fa, Some will even call you "obele father " just so that they will remind you that you are not supposed to enter thy temple with such holy feet .. .����� Lawd take me , these girls were just mean .

But seminarian get prick nah !!�� Abi seminarian nah statue?��

My self respect and reputation was so big , my mummy was a mini celebrity , the most popular school's burser, I was a seminarian, so after much much I decided to respect myself and stay on my own , but God punish naughty thoughts���� I would stay in the toilet and watch porn����, I had s*x , numerous s*x with plenty fine girls in my mind ...Chidera is that you ??
Chai , who slap me ���

I was waiting for the day I will leave seminary and do this thing already, abeggi oluwa answer my call o!

When I was in ss1, I had a girlfriend and mercifully , we kissed and she gimme bress��� .... That was an event I never forgot ....damn ....Bleep that shit!, How will I forget ? , This incident repeated a thousand times in my head sef!!!!. Olorun!!!!!��

Then I finished school , thank God , I even go Thanksgiving join !.������

I was so fast, but my mommy told me .
" I will not allow you spoil here Chidera , you are going to Calabar immediately, girls don dy find you come house, it cannuh happen here "

Me in my thoughts
" Mommy not now , I have mekwe next week, I don plan this thing for a whole six years , Biko no do �����".

I replied her .
" Mommy please let me just stay this month and go next month , shey you know I will not be back here for a very long time " .

"I can allow that shaa "

But wait ooo , she didn't want me to spoil and
She Dy rush me go Sodom and Gomorrah?����ayeleee!����.

The day of mekwe reach , babe show for night , momcy had went to teach adults, siblings went for block rosary .

I shift babe , come close , I told her " kiss me " ... Yesuu!!!!! , Imagine how naive son of man can be ?���
She said " no you kiss me " .
I have never done this thing before and I wanted her to take the lead .
We were there doing "kiss me " , "no you kiss me " till my siblings came back .
Kod of mosis!!!!! I give up!!! Wakanda thing ����, courage and confidence ,ibi like them go exile for my head ����.

I vexily leave Onitsha, come Calabar.

I was staying with my uncle , school too , I didn't have chance to do anything, till my uncle left Calabar, you see how things Dy just set for pesin���

I started staying alone .
My head ring mission incomplete, you never straff ���, now that you are staying alone just call girl come .

My friends too nah bastards , them go always talk about am , me I will be nodding like agama , shey person wey don watch porn can say something? , I always contributed , and as you know ? I read a lot ���

I invited first girl , we stayed in the parlour, we gist from morning till evening and next thing , she said she is going ���, shey I talk say aunty courage and sister confidence go exile for my head .

I change plan , no girl will stay in the parlour again , when they come , it is room straight , at least the bed go Dy like signal ��

I started chatting with one girl , I invite her come house , she no gree, last last on a first of January, on a Sunday she called me and told me she is coming ��������...I dance ehn , arrange room , no dulling for this one �.

I dress bed , go outside look for flower , I no see , phreeeeew .
Phone ring " I am here "

I went to pick her , see her mini skirt , see her singlet , she no wear any other thing , ohmaikod!!! , My prick don dy kick already , mekwe abeggi no kill us ����.

We enter house , I carry her go room straight , we sit down on top bed , we started gisting, she said she was tired , she layed down .�

See option dah!!!
Mohammed could not go to the mountain, now mountain don come meet am �

I followed the lead , I lay down beside her , she was not talking again , nah just look we Dy look each other ..

Anty confidence slap me ...kai!!!
Next thing I kiss her lips �‍❤️‍�‍�

She said " Chidera stop "
But she no move ��

Sister courage slap me join .
I kiss her again .��

She said " I can't control it if you continue"
But she no still move ��

I shift , she come close , I kiss again ... fiam!!!, She collect my mouth , she no get chills ooh , her hand don go where my prick Dy sharp sharp.

For just kiss wey I kiss??�����

She no need give hand job , junior is already standing ��...she just carried her skirt up�, shifted her pant �and then she put my prick ....all this in one minute ...Mrs flash ghon!!

What will I do next �
I ask myself.�
Please don't disgrace your umunna ...Chidera�

Blue film no be for fancy
I started moving back and front .�‍❤️‍�

1....2...3...4....5...6...pri pri pri , my prick turn machine gun , I scattered the v-ville with my white bullets , imediately junior prostrate���������
But people in that blue film do this thing for up to 30 minutes before they stop?? Whatapun!!!!���

Babe stand, looking confused and almost crying .
"Did you cum in me?" ..she asked .���

"I don't know " ...I replied, only if she knew I was being honest ��

"You don't know ??" ... She asked , surprised.

I nodd head like agama.

"Give me a tissue " ...she requested .

I rush go buy new one , I don't want to be a father ����‍�‍�‍��...I have Bleep up.

"You will give me 350 for contraceptive" ... She said after doing whatever she did with tissue .

What is contraceptive? ��
I no even get money for house !! Chai... Devuuus andiworki!!!!����.

I rush go meet my friend .
I was sweating , for light wey Dy and for fan wey Dy for im highest speed .

"Nigga I need 400 abeggi , I need am urgently" ...I raced it.

"You don put person Belle ,this one wey you Dy sweat?" ...... Nigga ask

"E be like "....I reply with my face down... ashamed was catching me .

"You need the drug or the money " ...bad guy ask me .

I reason am , what if I take the drugs and she say that it is not this one nah?

"Abeggi gimme the money " .

I rushed to the house , gave her the money , and the waved her good bye .

First mekwe .
Feri feri terrible ...the����

After two hours I called her to know if she took the drugs , she said yes .

I no call her again o ..
She gimme heart attack.
I disgrace myself too.
Chileke!!!!��������.
But now I am no-go-area���

Mekwe abeggi no kill us .

©Oracle ;DCHOKOLATED THURSDAY�

Long time no see , it has been feri feri long shaa .
But let me tell you people a story, about my first s*x , my first knack ���
It is Thursday and it is throw back ... duhhh���..

I have been a holy boy , onye nso ���, I was holy for just nine months, nine months that I was in mummy's stomach, imediately them born me , I spoil...sharp sharp .

As at nursery 3 I had my first kiss , I swear that first kiss was the longest of my life, chai !! , You know that kiss that you are kissing just because you don't know what to do next?, This kind of kiss that virgins kiss..��� .two hours but no " change your style " ...
Abasi eh!!!!

Let me not detail this one , I will tell the story one day .....

As at primary 4, I gave my first head , I swear I did not know what I was doing , but I had natural naughtiness�, I licked that plate and the food tasted great , ohmaikod!!!��, Matured people would chant "under the blanket " but we always chanted " under the staircase " ���

One day my mom said we were relocating, Maka why!!!!, This compound that has plenty joy fa?���

Like it was not enough already , them carry me throw put inside seminary ��� chai!! , It just delayed my mini-street , Chidera for don straff since 19kporogodo and save embarrassment......��

Seminary , seminarian, temptation , you will want to kiss a girl , when you think it is clicking , she will just call you " semi semi !!!!" , You see weeeekednesssss!!!! Fa, Some will even call you "obele father " just so that they will remind you that you are not supposed to enter thy temple with such holy feet .. .����� Lawd take me , these girls were just mean .

But seminarian get prick nah !!�� Abi seminarian nah statue?��

My self respect and reputation was so big , my mummy was a mini celebrity , the most popular school's burser, I was a seminarian, so after much much I decided to respect myself and stay on my own , but God punish naughty thoughts���� I would stay in the toilet and watch porn����, I had s*x , numerous s*x with plenty fine girls in my mind ...Chidera is that you ??
Chai , who slap me ���

I was waiting for the day I will leave seminary and do this thing already, abeggi oluwa answer my call o!

When I was in ss1, I had a girlfriend and mercifully , we kissed and she gimme bress��� .... That was an event I never forgot ....damn ....Bleep that shit!, How will I forget ? , This incident repeated a thousand times in my head sef!!!!. Olorun!!!!!��

Then I finished school , thank God , I even go Thanksgiving join !.������

I was so fast, but my mommy told me .
" I will not allow you spoil here Chidera , you are going to Calabar immediately, girls don dy find you come house, it cannuh happen here "

Me in my thoughts
" Mommy not now , I have mekwe next week, I don plan this thing for a whole six years , Biko no do �����".

I replied her .
" Mommy please let me just stay this month and go next month , shey you know I will not be back here for a very long time " .

"I can allow that shaa "

But wait ooo , she didn't want me to spoil and
She Dy rush me go Sodom and Gomorrah?����ayeleee!����.

The day of mekwe reach , babe show for night , momcy had went to teach adults, siblings went for block rosary .

I shift babe , come close , I told her " kiss me " ... Yesuu!!!!! , Imagine how naive son of man can be ?���
She said " no you kiss me " .
I have never done this thing before and I wanted her to take the lead .
We were there doing "kiss me " , "no you kiss me " till my siblings came back .
Kod of mosis!!!!! I give up!!! Wakanda thing ����, courage and confidence ,ibi like them go exile for my head ����.

I vexily leave Onitsha, come Calabar.

I was staying with my uncle , school too , I didn't have chance to do anything, till my uncle left Calabar, you see how things Dy just set for pesin���

I started staying alone .
My head ring mission incomplete, you never straff ���, now that you are staying alone just call girl come .

My friends too nah bastards , them go always talk about am , me I will be nodding like agama , shey person wey don watch porn can say something? , I always contributed , and as you know ? I read a lot ���

I invited first girl , we stayed in the parlour, we gist from morning till evening and next thing , she said she is going ���, shey I talk say aunty courage and sister confidence go exile for my head .

I change plan , no girl will stay in the parlour again , when they come , it is room straight , at least the bed go Dy like signal ��

I started chatting with one girl , I invite her come house , she no gree, last last on a first of January, on a Sunday she called me and told me she is coming ��������...I dance ehn , arrange room , no dulling for this one �.

I dress bed , go outside look for flower , I no see , phreeeeew .
Phone ring " I am here "

I went to pick her , see her mini skirt , see her singlet , she no wear any other thing , ohmaikod!!! , My prick don dy kick already , mekwe abeggi no kill us ����.

We enter house , I carry her go room straight , we sit down on top bed , we started gisting, she said she was tired , she layed down .�

See option dah!!!
Mohammed could not go to the mountain, now mountain don come meet am �

I followed the lead , I lay down beside her , she was not talking again , nah just look we Dy look each other ..

Anty confidence slap me ...kai!!!
Next thing I kiss her lips �‍❤️‍�‍�

She said " Chidera stop "
But she no move ��

Sister courage slap me join .
I kiss her again .��

She said " I can't control it if you continue"
But she no still move ��

I shift , she come close , I kiss again ... fiam!!!, She collect my mouth , she no get chills ooh , her hand don go where my prick Dy sharp sharp.

For just kiss wey I kiss??�����

She no need give hand job , junior is already standing ��...she just carried her skirt up�, shifted her pant �and then she put my prick ....all this in one minute ...Mrs flash ghon!!

What will I do next �
I ask myself.�
Please don't disgrace your umunna ...Chidera�

Blue film no be for fancy
I started moving back and front .�‍❤️‍�

1....2...3...4....5...6...pri pri pri , my prick turn machine gun , I scattered the v-ville with my white bullets , imediately junior prostrate���������
But people in that blue film do this thing for up to 30 minutes before they stop?? Whatapun!!!!���

Babe stand, looking confused and almost crying .
"Did you cum in me?" ..she asked .���

"I don't know " ...I replied, only if she knew I was being honest ��

"You don't know ??" ... She asked , surprised.

I nodd head like agama.

"Give me a tissue " ...she requested .

I rush go buy new one , I don't want to be a father ����‍�‍�‍��...I have Bleep up.

"You will give me 350 for contraceptive" ... She said after doing whatever she did with tissue .

What is contraceptive? ��
I no even get money for house !! Chai... Devuuus andiworki!!!!����.

I rush go meet my friend .
I was sweating , for light wey Dy and for fan wey Dy for im highest speed .

"Nigga I need 400 abeggi , I need am urgently" ...I raced it.

"You don put person Belle ,this one wey you Dy sweat?" ...... Nigga ask

"E be like "....I reply with my face down... ashamed was catching me .

"You need the drug or the money " ...bad guy ask me .

I reason am , what if I take the drugs and she say that it is not this one nah?

"Abeggi gimme the money " .

I rushed to the house , gave her the money , and the waved her good bye .

First mekwe .
Feri feri terrible ...the����

After two hours I called her to know if she took the drugs , she said yes .

I no call her again o ..
She gimme heart attack.
I disgrace myself too.
Chileke!!!!��������.
But now I am no-go-area���

Mekwe abeggi no kill us .

©Oracle