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Chat Up Line by 4Play(m): 8:04pm On Jul 19, 2010

If you're a world-class footballer who raked in £80m in earnings last year, time-consuming tasks like chatting up a woman with class and manners need to be dealt with as swiftly as possible. Every minute spent dishing out compliments could be spent signing sponsorship deals or playing keepy-uppy with Maradona.

When it comes to chat up lines, Cristiano Ronaldo is just as efficient with them as he is with a ball.

To seduce a waitress, who has since been revealed as the mother of his baby, while on a trip to LA, Ronaldo used the killer line, "Me, you,f##k-f##k." Good God.

One of his 'close pals' revealed the footballer's technique to the Daily Mail:

“Ronni looked the girl in the eye and said extremely directly, ‘Me, you,f##k-f##k .’ That’s typical Ronni – he pretends his English is terrible when it suits him, and he comes straight to the point. It was just yet another one-night stand and Ronnie assumed he would never see her again.”

After the unnamed waitress got in touch with Ronaldo's agent to let him know she was pregnant, the footballer took a DNA test, the result of which he found out during the World Cup. Ronaldo has since reportedly given the mother of his baby £10million in return for her staying anonymous and granting him full custody of the child.

http://current.com/news-and-politics/92553567_cristiano-ronaldos-chat-up-line-revealed-and-its-a-gem.htm

Re: Chat Up Line by tkb417(m): 9:00am On Jul 20, 2010

10milla GBP?

na wa o

just like dt?

Re: Chat Up Line by Emperoh(m): 1:55pm On Jul 20, 2010

^^^^^^^

Ol boi!!!
Don't u feel like being a pretty female waitress?
10m just like that? shocked

And here i am working my arse off just to make a quarter of that annually!!

this world is too unbalanced!!

Re: Chat Up Line by HNIC(m): 3:25pm On Jul 20, 2010

Forget the chat up line.
Babe don 'hit' big time.
People work 3-4 different jobs and dont make 10% of that in 2 years.
Some babes would wonder why Ronnie didn't come to Naija grin

Re: Chat Up Line by Ibime(m): 4:51pm On Jul 20, 2010

Emperoh:

^^^^^^^
And here i am working my arse off just to make a quarter of that annually!!

You mean you earn £2.5m annually?. . . . abeg, wetin be your line of work. . . . I need to join that business. . . .

Re: Chat Up Line by tkb417(m): 5:01pm On Jul 20, 2010

Emperoh:

^^^^^^^

Ol boi!!!
Don't u feel like being a pretty female waitress?
10m just like that?

And here i am working my arse off just to make a quarter of that annually!!

this world is too unbalanced!!

u earn more than 500m annually?
Jesus christ

are you selling something else apart from automobile?

Re: Chat Up Line by Ibime(m): 5:06pm On Jul 20, 2010

^^^ There must be cocaine hidden inside in the petrol tank! grin

Re: Chat Up Line by dayokanu(m): 6:09pm On Jul 20, 2010

I tell you no be ordinary people dey this NL.

No wonder people dey miss for Emperoh village.

Onovo needs to investigate emperoh.

Re: Chat Up Line by bawomolo(m): 10:00pm On Jul 20, 2010

Emperoh:

^^^^^^^

Ol boi!!!
Don't u feel like being a pretty female waitress?
10m just like that?

And here i am working my arse off just to make a quarter of that annually!!

this world is too unbalanced!!

kabiyesi o. your own too much
just stay away from them abia boys

Ibime:

^^^ There must be cocaine hidden inside in the petrol tank!

fatality

Re: Chat Up Line by presido1: 6:22pm On Jul 24, 2010

Emperoh:

[color=#550000]^^^^^^^
And here i am working my arse off just to make a quarter of that annually!!

Are you sure you are not that Okonkwo that turns water to petrol.

Ibime:

You mean you earn £2.5m annually?. . . . abeg, wetin be your line of work. . . . I need to join that business. . . .

You get liver? If he tell you you will want to remain poor or even beg to get poorer grin

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Poster

I will send ma gyl to go and do waitress in any of the Madrid big hotels. Walahi she is too fine to get Ronni's attention.

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