I normally don’t post every silly email I get, because that seems a little too “inside scarf baseball” even for a site such as this.  However, this morning’s Nigerian scam email addressed to Megan Fox is probably funnier by accident than anything I’ve ever written. Sad as that is, being mistaken for Megan Fox means all the thighmastering I did for bikini season is finally starting to pay off.  Not to mention the Kegel work.  And blowing Brian Austin Green.

I swear to God I did not make any of this up (I wish I had).
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To
Megan Fox

Madam.
Scuse me for the letter.I am very sorry for the letter. I am Ilias Chowdhury. I am a Bangladeshi boy. I am a orphan and poor boy.when I pass the H.S.C exeminition that time my father was died  after some days my mother was died . they was ill . I was cannot treatment my father and mother . as a result they are died one after another I live alone in the world . To day I know what is father ? what is mother ?

my family is very poor family. after father and mother died I was not study university.now time I work in a private company . the company give me small money.I am your devoed.I like you .every day I see your vedio.I love you ,as lile my big sister.I have no big sister , you are my big sister.

I want to do business , but I have no money . I am a poor an orphan boy . please sister give me some money ,so that  I shall start my business.I have no rich relative . no body help me .at last I read you letter.your money help ,my life is change.when I received your money ,I shall start my business. in the world I have no man, who help some money .in the world orphan people no body like.I am an orphan and poor so my all relative and friend no like me.becuse I have no money. an orphan man no body help.


My forhead is bed. all people no help me. please sister help me .when my father was died his Bank account was nil . I want to live in the world . I want to your help .please hlep me .I like you very much.your are my only actor in the world . I wait for your help .scuse me for the letter.I am sorry for the letter.God is kind .you God is my God .God  bless your  God make you beautiful lady. you are popular  actor.llong live you.


Thak you sister.

your small brother .Mohammed Ilias Chowdhury.

mama-gee:

Why do these people try so hard to bash Nigeria?

THE AMAKA:

[size=14pt]OMG!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?! [/size]
this is my first time actually seeing a 419 letter, OMG, didn't know they were that bad.

Dolemite:

And what is Nigerian about that? If outsiders are ignorant about Nigeria surely a Nairalander shuld know better. . .

Dolemite:

Sent by a Nigerian claiming to be a bangledeshi boy. . .and that makes sense to you why? and by the way, what Nigerian scammer do YOU know would make so many typos? vedio! are you serious?

THE AMAKA:

@FL Gators, she kinda has a point.
someone could have used a Nigerian name knowing that Nigeria has a bad reputation.
unless you tracked the IP address or something.

Ileke-IdI:

hmm, you make a very good point there.

However, since Nigeria has been reputable for scam/419 oversea, it's only easy for Megan to assume lol.

Ileke-IdI:

Who is bashing Nigeria, sugaplums?

chiogo:

@Gators, where did you get the email from? And where was it stated by Megan Fox that it's from a Nigerian? I don't get it.

It's possible though that it's a Nigerian but it could also really be a guy from Bangladesh after all other Asian countries like China and Russia are also known for scamming. But the guy would be dumb to use his real nationality.

Myne White:

Ileke idi, I think you should apologise for titling this as Nigerian. What proof do you have? Pschewww,

chiogo:

^Ok, I get it now. Megan Fox did not actually receive the letter.

LOL what a joke!

mama-gee:

^^I bet he has no proof.

Typical form of a complete joker!

hauler:

Yeah, they traced the IP address straight to Ekiti