With so much kidnapping going on in Nigeria today, have you ever thought to calculate your hostage value?
Read more on this issue here http://www.kowaparty.org/blog/2010/07/19/10-what-is-your-hostage-value

I'm too precious to be kidnapped, PERIOD!

^^^^let me catch you

More like the other way around

Ileke-IdI:

I'm too precious to be kidnapped, PERIOD!

Funny! That is precisely why they want to kidnap you. Because you are so damn precious!

And if by any chance you have American accent, then may God help you.

Oh oh

Now I am scared

Aigbofa:


Funny! That is precisely why they want to kidnap you. Because you are so damn precious!

And if by any chance you have American accent, then may God help you.

I see,anywaz, wont be going to the East anytime soo. . . . so. . .

Ekiti State is safe enough for moi

I won't be of any value to any kidnapper that kidnapped me.

~Bluetooth:

I won't be of any value to any kidnapper that kidnapped me.

Ileke-IdI:

I see,anywaz, wont be going to the East anytime soo. . . . so. . .

Ekiti State is safe enough for moi

now i have the upper hand

r231:

now i have the upper hand

LOL no you dont

^^^^dats what you fink

i get mouth for the whole Ekiti o lol

LOL if you're not omo Ekiti, you dont have any say [mouth] in my state 

Nigerians with American or British accents should not be worried.

Looking at the kidnapping incidences, it seems like they are kidnapping people who stay in Nigeria, not Nigerians from the diaspora.

EzeUche:

Nigerians with American or British accents should not be worried.

Looking at the kidnapping incidences, it seems like they are kidnapping people who stay in Nigeria, not Nigerians from the diaspora.

Is that right? Wait until they kidnap you and ask for the ransom to be paid in dollars. Everbody should be worried.

Ileke-IdI:

LOL if you're not omo Ekiti, you dont have any say [mouth] in my state  

100% Ekiti

even the governor is from my town

r231:

100% Ekiti

even the governor is from my town

Are you serious? Dont lie to me, mr man

EzeUche:

Nigerians with American or British accents should not be worried.

Looking at the kidnapping incidences, it seems like they are kidnapping people who stay in Nigeria, not Nigerians from the diaspora.

cash is the potential factor here,so anybody can be victim.

^^^^^why would i want to lie

Ifaki Ekiti - google it (whateva the name of the oba is, dats my surname)

r231:

^^^^^why would i want to lie

Ifaki Ekiti - google it (whateva the name of the oba is, dats my surname)

Well that's nice, you know.

I was expecting you to act like a typical ekiti. i.e EL Razur

Ileke-IdI:

Well that's nice, you know.

I was expecting you to act like a typical ekiti. i.e EL Razur

iro o

mi o ni agidi

I am worth 1 cent

The kidnappers go lose when I begin chop dem food

dayokanu:

The kidnappers go lose when I begin chop dem food

then there is no need kidnapping somebody like you cuz na serious shortage

dayokanu:

The kidnappers go lose when I begin chop dem food

You neva jam
First 3 days na food you go chop,
Next 3 days na your shi.t

^^ When i go begin toast dem make dem recruit me, Say na work i dey find before dem kidnap me, I ready write aptitude test and submit CV sef

Should we kidnap seun? According to becomerich, this website is worth almost a billion or something. So it makes sense to kidnap seun and take the admin keys off him.

Who's with me? I will conduct the operation from my base here.

"Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "Surprise Adoption"

ElRazur:

Should we kidnap seun? According to becomerich, this website is worth almost a billion or something. So it makes sense to kidnap seun and take the admin keys off him.

Who's with me? I will conduct the operation from my base here.

seun,you berra inform the IG of police of a potential kidnapping on you so that he can deploy 10 000 mopol for you

"Kidnapping" is a strong word. I prefer to think of it as "Surprise Adoption"

Your preferred word is too flowery and a long cut. Why not take the short cut

Hmmm, that's a tough one to pinpoint. Several trillion sha o, dollars that is, lol.

my cousins think i'll go for N24 on thr hostage market