After three weeks in the Garden of Eden,
God came to visit Eve.
'So, how is everything going?' enquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied.
'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking,
The smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.
It is these b.rea.sts you have given me.
The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They are a real pain,' reported Eve.

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc, she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced,' as she put it.

'That is a fair point,' replied God, ' But it was my first shot at this, you know.
I gave the animals six b.reas.ts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right.
I will fix it up right away.'
And God reached down, removed the middle b.rea.st and tossed it into the bushes.

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. 'Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight on your part.
You see all the animals are paired off.
The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull.
All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right.
How could I have overlooked this?
You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you.
Now let's see , Where did I put that useless t.it? '

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the crap about the rib??

lol!

Feminism??

Could be. . .

UHmnn!

Besides, I find this version of events much more plausable

Yu really do? haha!

Yes O!



**can't wait to hear what the guys think of this sha. . .**

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@Makajibbz - why now??

wat do u wan me to say

erm. . .dat u agree Eve's version is the better version??

for real??

Yes o!

Efemena_xy:

erm. . .dat u agree Eve's version is the better version??

 ok . . . yeh its better,lol

Thanks Makajibbz!!

will do anything for d ladies

Lol. . .Okay

**If only all guys could be just like you!**

Efemena_xy:

Lol. . .Okay

**If only all guys could be just like you!**

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm, thankfully not all men are , deleted,

<tut, tut>

stop that TJ - he's only being nice

So true! No wonder they love the t.it so much,that is where they came out from. Ewww

lol - but na nonsense

<raised eyebrows>

really?

@Blacksta, so as a guy - you wan tell me say you no like t.it?

hmmm?

Lov firm tits not sagging ones -

Firm, sagging - they're all the same

bottom line is: your love for b.rea.sts (as a guy) is explained in Eve's version of the story

**it's where all guys originate from**

Guys and bosoms

U don wake?

D1KeleVra:

e don tey wey i don wake. . . why? u don do my isi ewu?

Jobless man - just waking at this time - abi na night job u dey do - bloody security guard. lol

What is isi ewu.