I will calmly talk to him...calm him down...invite him for lunch...and while he is eating...choke d mudafvckker until he passes out...

folake4u:

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Hehe I think Nigerians are learners where Arabs are . Mehn those guys are something else

....shut ur ass up nd leh ur mouth do d talkin

ceaser911:
....shut ur ass up nd leh ur mouth do d talkin

Who's this empty vessel quoting me?

No need to bother what is the problem the man must collect am heavily that day but if i see that the man pass me na just one phone call
After that marriage don end be that coz i dey carry my sister go back
Nonsense

n.a. to tell him sorry after crushing his two legs.

sisisioge:
Haaaaa! Being someone who doesn't like meddling in other people's businesses... I will mistakenly hit him on the head as hard as I can manage to bring the stars closer to him. Then I will follow up with a quick punch in the mouth region to let loose some teeth. All the while shouting...take it easy people, take it easy.

Then we will all settle afterwards... a settlement that is purely my sister's call. Meanwhile, in my heart of hearts, I know I'm not quite done with him. Regardless of the decision my sister takes, I will still personally settle scores with him privately. I could spend some few naira on them soldier boys doing a few number on him. Over all, I still don't like meddling in other people's businesses but my sister's business is actually mine. Thankfully, she won't saddle me with this kind of were as BIL.

Pay soldiers money to do what? This can happen only in a shithole.

Your picture doesn't even depict someone who has few nairas to spend.

Ishilove:
Na to jump into the middle of the foray sure pass. I will take of my shoes and spectacles, fling my hand bag aside and get to biting and kicking. My mum says we should always target their balls because no scrotum can withstand the 'Knuckles of Fury'.

She gave us a very delightful, evergreen tale of when she put the aforementioned theory to test back when she was a teenager. She was supposed to travel overseas with her younger siblings via the Lagos international airport. They were going to meet their dad and his wife (hateful woman, by the way. God forgive me for speaking ill of the dead).

They stopped over at a distant male relative's house in Lagos to wait for Gramp's summons. The following day my mum went shopping for some extra clothes, but behold, when she returned her siblings were missing.

She asked this relative where they disappeared too and he nonchantly informed her that he had taken them back to the bus park and put them on the next vehicle back to our village.

Mum, hand on head, ran pell mell to the park but alas, the bus had departed. Too late.

When she returned, she demanded why he took such a drastic action without seeking her consent, and being the typical African sexist, he retorted that he didn't need her consent. He also said it was for their own good because their stepmother was sure to mistreat them so it was better for them to remain in the village. (Gramps had sent for them because he wanted to give them a better education than what they were receiving in the village). By sending them back, this yeye relative condemned my aunts to illiteracy.

Mum saw red. She went Hulk on him. This man is 5 years older than her but she wrestled with him to a standstill. When he was gaining the upper hand and beginning to whop her butt, she did the only thing she could think of. She grabbed his balls and yanked it with vigour and alacrity. While Uncle J was howling in pain, she forced his hands apart where they tenderly cradled the abused scrotum and administered the 'Knuckles of Fury' on the deek.

Take that, you arrogant pile of cow dung!

Uncle J's tormented bellow was heard in Delta State.

Suffice it to say, Uncle J's mother did not forgive Mum for many years. Mama J reported to the village elders and Great Grandma that Mum tried to murder her son by drawing his balls to an inch of his life. LMAO!

Long story short ( ), I will tow the same path if I find my sister being molested by any man born of a woman.

There's difference between reality and fiction.

First instinct would be to try to tackle him off her

Oluromantic:

In Africa yes, worse have happened. But abroad no. Im surprised however that its a picture of the whites

Mr. Olu, what do you know?

Elder0001:


Pay soldiers money to do what? This can happen only in a shithole.

Your picture doesn't even depict someone who has few nairas to spend.

Bro Jigolo, I have told you before to never mention me again. Try, just try very hard to ignore me. Thanks.

Mizwisdom:



Mr. Olu, what do you know?

At least I know you're a fool