1. If you understand, say "understand" . If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

9. Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. Mr Outside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE , BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

"When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

Nice,but too long

^^ True

couldn't read any more after No. 8

@poster nice joke sha. . .

Efe - Please translate - I left school a while back

huh?

sorry I meant summarise the 100 page disitation from the poster.,

@op
lol, they are all almost alike but i think number 10 is the hottest.
nice.

wats dis n is it suppose 2 b funny

lysaa:

@op
lol, they are all almost alike but i think number 10 is the hottest.
nice.

Thanks lyssa but i tot no 9. was the best.

No. 14 is the best for me.

played out twisters, try twitting.

there is one i used to kw wen i was little:

1.peter piper pick a peck of pickled pepper with a peck of pickle paper peter piper picked.
if peter picked a peck of pickle pepper where is d peck of pickle paper peter piper picked.

2. father frank fried five fresh fishes for five french fathers from france

really its lots of nonsense! :Ds

cynthoney:

there is one i used to kw wen i was little:

Grandmama!!!

Wetin u dey find for here

grandpapa,na u i find come oh

Oya enter this beetle motor make we dey go house!

U c ma problem wit u!

u no wan modernise!!

anyway,i find u come make i tell u say i no do again

i don find one young boy wit fresh blood

and HUMMER!!!

bye

^^ 'an that's my C_Baby!!!



you for ditch grandpa softly-softly now. . .nor too dey Yolande Huges am

O babes - long time - I don miss you nor be small!!

how you dey sha?

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blacksta:

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I feel your pain brother

goldylock:


17. Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw

I feel dizzy, my brain feels sore - just attempting to read this!!

^^

Lol

maybe u try reading it up side down

Nice post, poster. .

cynthoney:

U c ma problem wit u!
u no wan modernise!!
anyway,i find u come make i tell u say i no do again
i don find one young boy wit fresh blood
and HUMMER!!!
bye

Awwww buhbye <Finally dat young blooded Nanny is mine. . .All old johnny needs is a lil viagr.a which aint necessary>
I wonder how that young boy go feel wen im see dose your sagged bre.asts wen be like stretch mark.
Even G-string wen u wear sef dey sag for your already fallen yansh.
Na money dem wan use u go do so.

Once again, buhbye! 

sledge406:

Awwww buhbye <Finally dat young blooded Nanny is mine. . .All old johnny needs is a lil viagr.a which aint necessary>
I wonder how that young boy go feel wen im see dose your sagged bre.asts wen be like stretch mark.
Even G-string wen u wear sef dey sag for your already fallen yansh.
Na money dem wan use u go do so.

Once again, buhbye! 

sledge dat one no nice oooo

I really like this tongue twisting ! I'll tell my girl!

Element G:

sledge dat one no nice oooo

Check next thread and u'll see nice

Lol!!

Ben-10:

Thread cleaned.
Please stay on topic.

Nonsense - Can you please define what " stay on topic" means

Ben-10:

Thread cleaned.
Please stay on topic.

Uncivilized Ben-10, u don dey misuse ur privilege oo.
Make I continue to dey comment on an already posted joke

Just help answer blacksta Q and define "On topic"