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Igbo Trader Writes Waec by Nobody: 2:37pm On Jul 26, 2010
Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to wait at the gate and pick him up after
His Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary school where he was
Registered.

He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could
Answer was question number 3 and it says:

''Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop.''(20marks)

After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer:

Warehouse is at Ojota while shop is at Alaba.

Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate.

Oga : Ebuka , how did it go?

Ebuka: It was so simple Oga, question number three
Says: Differentiate between a warehouse and a
Shop.

Oga : And what did you write ?

Ebuka: Well I wrote that warehouse is at Ojota while shop
Is at Alaba.

Oga : So is that all you wrote ?

Ebuka : Yes .

Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and
Complete address, stupid boy!
That's how you get customers, idiot!!!!
Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by stud9(m): 2:38pm On Jul 26, 2010
Pirated joke

Still funny sha
Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by hectorswag(m): 4:02pm On Jul 26, 2010
:p
Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by sylve11: 4:36pm On Jul 26, 2010
goldenclock na wetin be this? sad cool
Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by jamoojames(m): 5:05pm On Jul 26, 2010
Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and
Complete address, silly boy!
That's how you get customers, !!!!, hilarious naija for life. grin
Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by jokingmary(m): 7:03pm On Jul 26, 2010
jamoojames:

Oga : Common go back and put the phone numbers and
Complete address, silly boy!
That's how you get customers, !!!!, hilarious naija for life. grin

You forgot home address in case he is not in the office
Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by EfemenaXY: 10:30pm On Jul 26, 2010
old gist

I've seen this same joke several times in this section!
Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by dani1luv: 10:42pm On Jul 26, 2010
stale
Re: Igbo Trader Writes Waec by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jul 26, 2010
old story angry

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