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Letters To Nancy By @profakins by profakins22(m): 7:46am On Nov 23, 2018 |
[center] lETTERS TO NANCY* Hello nancy, My beauty from eternity The only woman that holds my eyes to gaze Dear nancy I received a letter yesterday A letter from mazi okeke Your father I have only one wish While opening the letter I prayed it should never be a letter bomb Oh! Your father has sent me your dowry list In typed black ink on two A4 paper Two cows with hoots Two mercedes benz And 2016 latstest v-boot A keg of fresh palmwine with A sack of kolanut From source Two hundred thousand For each chiefs And a car for your king I ll have to be a husband to Your late uncles wife for a day Give him thousands for his kids Forty tubers of big yam Twenty kegs of palm oil Decorated with two bags of rice Then in conclusion After fulfilling this Then i can proceed to uncles and aunties list Dear nancy Dont miss me while am gone I kept our love sealed I ll be back When the widow remarries And the uncles are contented When the chiefs teeth are old And your king Has the latest porsche Still i ll hold your love in heart Like a tatoo embraided in my chest Till mazi okeke realise That the price for love is not money then i ll take you as wife With gifts to your family for a queen they brewed @profakins [/center] *FUN intended, no tribal/ culture attack intention! 1 Like 1 Share |
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