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| Explanation Of Marketing: by jamoojames(m): 8:21pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
[b]Several women are so curious about the explanation of marketing. Perhaps the following analogies will help clear it up: you see a handsome guy at a party, you go up to him and say "i'm fantastic in bed" datz DIRECT MARKETING. you are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. one of your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, she's fantastic in bed, datz advertising. you see a handsome guy at a club. you go up to him and get his phone number. the next day you call and say, "hi, i'm fantastic in bed", datz telemarketing. you are at a party and see a handsome guy, you get up and straighten your dress, you walk up to him and pour him a drink. you say "may i' and reach up to straighten his tie brushing your boobs lightly against his arm and then say, "by the way, i'm fantastic in bed", datz public relations. you are at a party and see a handsome guy. he walks up to you and says,"i hear you are fantastic in bed", datz brand recognition. you are at a party and see a handsome guy. you talk him into going home with your friend, datz sales representative. your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you, datz technical support. you are on your way to a party when you realize dat there could be handsome men in all these houses you are passing. so you climb onto the roof of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, i'm fantastic in bed!, datz a spam,. beware of spammers, lets do the shopping and go home  [/b] |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by stormm: 8:40pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
Nice. Seen it b4 sha |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by yme1(f): 9:14pm On Jul 27, 2010 |
nice one |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by stud9(m): 7:27am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Nice lol |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by StudioCFR(m): 8:16am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Lol |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by skyndyp(f): 8:27am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Studio is back  . Stud9 go hang yourself cos u s.uck |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by StudioCFR(m): 8:35am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Hehehe skydrop u dey vex no be small |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by skyndyp(f): 8:55am On Jul 28, 2010 |
See ur bow leg like telephone wire Mtcheeewww |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by StudioCFR(m): 9:01am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Stay on topic babe-stop derailing with that your Bow right hand |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by skyndyp(f): 9:12am On Jul 28, 2010 |
What a joke |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by clemcykul(f): 10:46am On Jul 28, 2010 |
dat makes u lmao! |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by StudioCFR(m): 10:47am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Skydrop |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by clemcykul(f): 11:06am On Jul 28, 2010 |
free her  mr stalker |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by Nobody: 11:41am On Jul 28, 2010 |
jamoojames: And when the guy turns on that is EFFECTIVE Marketing. |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by StudioCFR(m): 11:42am On Jul 28, 2010 |
Na wa o |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by Nobody: 11:47am On Jul 28, 2010 |
| ;d |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by StudioCFR(m): 11:49am On Jul 28, 2010 |
U don go far- walahi |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by oludayomi(f): 11:58am On Jul 28, 2010 |
lol  just cnt get enough laughter |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by clemcykul(f): 12:00pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
laff on beiby, its gud for ya  |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Studio CFR: What you mean by walahi? u mean I swear to God? |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by skyndyp(f): 12:15pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Eyah no mind am. Na street boy im be  |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Hi Skyndyp , im sorry im lost. I don't understand Naija lingo. I am not Nigerian. |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by blacksta(m): 12:22pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
You date a girl, dump her and date all friends - datz After sales support |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by skyndyp(f): 12:32pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Eyah r u serious  What i mean there is that he is a street boy that's why he uses those swear words. By the way,walahi means i swear to God. |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by Nobody: 12:41pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Thanks Skyndyp, I really appreciate your kind explanation. Now I understand. |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by skyndyp(f): 12:43pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
For ur mind |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by Nobody: 12:52pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Thanks dear! |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by stormm: 1:02pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
blacksta: hahahahahahahahahahahah. U wicked. |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by StudioCFR(m): 1:13pm On Jul 28, 2010 |
Naija babes sabi for no be small |
| Re: Explanation Of Marketing: by jamoojames(m): 9:36am On Jul 29, 2010 |
And when the guy respond immediately, that should be EFFECTIVE Marketing. no time! |
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