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Re: +++ Short Man+++ by skyndyp(f): 4:35pm On Jul 29, 2010
Boring
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by StudioCFR(m): 4:37pm On Jul 29, 2010
u just remind of MTN RECHARGE CARD wey i buy since morning and no gree load. lol
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by Ben13: 4:38pm On Jul 29, 2010
Please always use the chat thread.
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 4:40pm On Jul 29, 2010
Wetin this midget dey yarn?

lol no be that trium phone u dey use? mtn don send txt to u countless time to upgrade mhan!
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by skyndyp(f): 4:40pm On Jul 29, 2010
@Ben-10
meaning
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by Ben13: 4:54pm On Jul 29, 2010
That's the only thread where offtopics can be posted. The period for constant warnings will soon end.
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 4:58pm On Jul 29, 2010
All this 'cos they called u a short man? undecided
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by EfemenaXY: 5:50pm On Jul 29, 2010
Guys stay on topic jo!

@Poster, Loved your joke - 'tis really cool. . .

Keep 'em coming pls cheesy
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by makajibbz(m): 8:29pm On Jul 29, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Guys stay on topic jo!

@Poster, Loved your joke - 'tis really cool. . .

Keep 'em coming pls cheesy
will do.
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 9:34am On Jul 30, 2010
una sure say no be Studio be d short man wey dey make fun of witch power so?
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:40am On Jul 30, 2010
Tall dude like me- mtchew
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by EfemenaXY: 9:42am On Jul 30, 2010
If babe wan kiss studio

she go 1st kneel down

then untop of dat still bend forward to reach stud face

na so im short reach grin grin grin
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:46am On Jul 30, 2010
Are u talking for experience? Midget
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by EfemenaXY: 9:51am On Jul 30, 2010
From experience with you - yes.
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 9:55am On Jul 30, 2010
ha ha ha !!! grin

ewwwwww!!! shocked

u mean to tell me u don kiss this guy? With his craw craw and all

ewooooo,Efe has killed me!
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by StudioCFR(m): 9:57am On Jul 30, 2010
She nearly bite me- she no sabi kiss.
She forgot to hide her teeth' lol
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 10:06am On Jul 30, 2010
ar least she better pass u wey no get teeth at all

imagine kisses a great grand father!

she try kiss u seff
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by EfemenaXY: 10:09am On Jul 30, 2010
cynthoney:

ha ha ha !!! grin

ewwwwww!!! shocked

u mean to tell me u don kiss this guy? With his craw craw and all

ewooooo,Efe has killed me!


Relax babe - nor be me, be wan kiss am

na the p.or.n actress dey try am - abi you never see studio's low budget Nollywood p.or.n movie?? tongue
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 10:15am On Jul 30, 2010
better,cos i cant imagine u and him!!!

ewwwww,its worse than a nightmare  embarassed
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by EfemenaXY: 10:16am On Jul 30, 2010
hehehe
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 10:27am On Jul 30, 2010
studio,i nid to call nafdac oh,

that p.or.n actress teeth and the rest no get nafdac number oh!!!
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by EfemenaXY: 10:28am On Jul 30, 2010
she's temporarily outta work na!

can't you see stud's hairs sticking out of her teeth??!!
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 10:29am On Jul 30, 2010
smiley morning peeps smiley
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 10:44am On Jul 30, 2010
D1KeleVra:

smiley morning peeps smiley

r u just waking now?

abeg,go back to bed

we ll call u wen u r needed tongue
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by D1KeleVra(m): 10:46am On Jul 30, 2010
e be like say u get another offer somewhere? u wan make i fire u?
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by EfemenaXY: 10:49am On Jul 30, 2010
hmm - someone's playing with fire dis morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning. . .
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 11:11am On Jul 30, 2010
He wans his brains outside his skull, i can C that angry
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by StudioCFR(m): 11:13am On Jul 30, 2010
*Faints*
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by hectorswag(m): 11:29am On Jul 30, 2010
:d
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 11:31am On Jul 30, 2010
wetin dey faint this one?! angry
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by hectorswag(m): 11:31am On Jul 30, 2010
Efemena_xy:

hmm - someone's playing with fire dis morrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrning. . .

wats the worst that could happen undecided
Re: +++ Short Man+++ by cynthoney(f): 6:17pm On Jul 30, 2010
death cud happen! angry angry angry

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