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| Joke Of The Week! by Springrise: 2:19pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
A Nigeria footballer went for a club interview Interviewer: how old are you Footballer: They said I'm 16 years old Interviewer: Who said so? Footballer: chei (Bleep up) nobody but me. Interviewer: ok, what your real age? Footballer: I say 16 yrs Interviewer: how old is your father and mother? Footballer: 95 yrs and 92 yrs respectively. Interviewer: what position are you in the family? Footballer: 2nd born Interviewer: What! then how can you possibly be 16? Footballer: hmm hmm you no know me o. Interviewer: who are you? Footballer: I be wonder boy. Interviewer: You mean your mother had you when she was 76 years? Footballer: Ah she is even pregnant now again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Interviewer: dem tell me I no believe Footballer: say wetin? na only me? abeg do quick flying eagles dey wait for me. |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Ben13: 2:27pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Lol. . .Naija footballers are so desperate. Wicked Liars! |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by EfemenaXY: 2:32pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
Awful Joke I have no sense of humour |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Dyt(f): 2:33pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
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| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Ziggyjoel(f): 2:44pm On Jul 29, 2010 |
LOL!!! o |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Springrise: 1:20am On Aug 07, 2010 |
ANOTHER ONE: A GUY WENT FOR AN ENGLISH EXAM WITHOUT STUDYING AT ALL, SO HE ENTERED THE EXAM HALL EMPTY HEADED. IN ORDER NOT FAIL, HE COPIED FROM THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO HIM. HE HAD COPIED FROM QUESTION 1 - 95 OUT OF 100 WHEN HE COULDN'T SEE WELL HE TAPPED THE GUY, THE GUY RESPONDED AND SAID: " AH AH HASN'T I TRY FOR YOU, COPY COPY, OR IS ME BORN WIT U TOGEDA?, OBO MONKI |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by jokingmary(m): 6:38am On Aug 07, 2010 |
Springrise: Problem  |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by blacksta(m): 7:03am On Aug 07, 2010 |
Second joke get k leg |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by McDollar(m): 8:38am On Aug 07, 2010 |
Ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho!!! 4 d 1st one |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by StudioCFR(m): 8:42am On Aug 07, 2010 |
Sleep dey catch me |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Springrise: 1:21am On Aug 08, 2010 |
JAMAICAN GOVERNMENT MADE A POLICY THAT ALL MARIJUANA (IGBO) PRODUCERS SHOULD BURN THEIR FARMS ASAP BECAUSE ANYONE CAUGHT WILL BE JAILED! WHILE ENFORCING THE LAW, AN OLD MAN WAS CAUGHT @ HIS BIG MARIJUANA FARM SMOKING AND THE CONVERSATION GOES THUS: POLICEMAN: BUMBUCKLAT OLDMAN, YOU ARE SMOKING ILLEGALLY OLDMAN: NO MAN, ME NO SMOKE ILLEGALLY, ME JOIN THE GOVMENT POLICEMAN: GOVMENT SAYS YOU SHUD STOP MARIJUANA AND BURN ALL YOUR FARMS. OLDMAN: YEA MAN, ME SUPPORT THE GOVMENT. POLICEMAN: HOW  OLDMAN: ME BURN IT LITTLE BY LITTLE. |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by EfemenaXY: 11:10am On Aug 08, 2010 |
Springrise: Nice 1! |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by marcus1234: 11:11am On Aug 08, 2010 |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Springrise: 4:26pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
Thank you everyone who appreciate the jokes and for the people who depreciate them God punish you. |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by EfemenaXY: 4:51pm On Aug 08, 2010 |
That's too harsh and uncalled for! I didn't like the 1st joke, but loved the 2nd joke - so what r u saying then??!! |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by pappy4real(m): 3:46pm On Aug 09, 2010 |
andwho on earth named these the joke of the week, thats fraud |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by EfemenaXY: 2:22pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
^^Lol abi??  |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Okijajuju1(m): 2:45pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Springrise: THis joke sweet well well!! Na my uncle for Ughegli be that!! |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by EfemenaXY: 2:47pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
^^ and I dey tink say na Sapele your uncle farm dey. . . |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by marcus1234: 2:48pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Springrise: 9:47pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
A CLASS TEACHER FELL ASLEEP IN CLASS AND WHEN HE WAS CHALLENGED BY A STUDENT, HE LIED THAT HE HAD A MEETING WITH JESUS SO THE BOY KEPT QUIET. THE NEXT DAY THE BOY SLEPT OFF IN CLASS AND THE TEACHER FORCEFULLY WOKE HIM UP AND ASKED WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, THE BOY SMILED AND SAID HE JUST HAD A MEETING WITH JESUS, SO, THE TEACHER SMILED BACK AND SAID WHAT DID JESUS TELL YOU WHEN YOU MET HIM? THE BOY SAID, JESUS SAID HE DIDN'T SEE YOU YESTERDAY. (WHO IS LYING TO WHO?) |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by EfemenaXY: 9:49pm On Aug 10, 2010 |
Nice - at least it made me smile |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Okijajuju1(m): 1:18am On Aug 11, 2010 |
Efe this new boy get talet pass you o!!  |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by EfemenaXY: 9:43pm On Aug 11, 2010 |
^^ My dear, it is allowed. . . |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Springrise: 8:46am On Aug 13, 2010 |
YOU FIT BELIEVE THIS, A MAN AND HIS HOUSE WIFE WENT TO RELAX THEMSELVES AT A POOL BAR, THE GUY DOESN'T REALLY DRINK BUT WHEN HE GOT THERE HE SAW A LOT OF GUYS DRINKING UP TO 5 BOTTLES AND MORE SO HE WANTED TO FEEL AMONG AND HE TOOK 10 BOTTLES. THE WIFE HAD COMPLAINED AND KEPT QUIET SINCE HE TOOK THE 3RD BOTTLE. AFTER A WHILE, THE MAN STOOD UP STAGERING & DIZZY AND AS HIS WIFE STOOD TO HELP HIM HE LOOKED AT HER AND SMILED AND SAID: "B A B Y G I R L, H O W A R E Y O U D O I N G? Y O U L O O K F A M I L I A R H A V E W E M E T B E F O R E  |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Baxilexi(m): 9:22am On Aug 13, 2010 |
ha ha h, a, thats the best i can do. . . cos you've tried |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Springrise: 9:34pm On Aug 22, 2010 |
ABEG WHO SAY OYIBO NO HARD!!! ANSWER THESE QUESTION WITH EITHER YES OR NO ONLY: 1. AREN'T YOU STUPID? 2. WILL YOU NOT BE STUPID? 3. CAN'T YOU BE SENSIBLE? 4. ISN'T YOUR BROTHER THE THIEF? PLEASE DON'T RUSH TO ANSWER BECAUSE YOU MIGHT RUBISH YOURSELF. |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Kunbee: 10:25pm On Aug 22, 2010 |
Na u go rubbish yaself |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Springrise: 6:48pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
Kunbee or Kundi? When you rubish yourself finish make you call me. |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by Kunbee: 11:38pm On Aug 23, 2010 |
God forbid  |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by jokingmary(m): 5:52am On Aug 24, 2010 |
Springrise:  |
| Re: Joke Of The Week! by StudioCFR(m): 9:53am On Aug 24, 2010 |
Tehehe So kunbee dey rubbish herself anyhow ehn lol |
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