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A Newly Wed Couple by Labans(m): 1:42pm On Apr 13, 2007
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened, but then they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.

In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened. ''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.''
''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''
Re: A Newly Wed Couple by femionasan(m): 2:25pm On Apr 13, 2007
Bad best man bad! bad! best man.

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