A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

o gbiyanju die

old joke, yuck!!!

but still nice to hear it from u

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

:p

is dat a new joke?

i been think say Ben-10 don delete this thread!

wetin e still dey do here!!!

blacksta delete am urself!!!

blacksta:

:p

Oga

why you wan resurrect the thread? abeg leave am make e die im natural death jor!!

Cyhoney - How far - u just abandon me for yokes section


Efe Mind your business -

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

larayat:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn.

wetin do your mouth - u need plug to block am -lol

blacksta:


Efe Mind your business -

No.

I won't.

er. . .how cynthoney take abandon you? Na u start the conversation in French then you pick race commot

blacksta:

wetin do your mouth - u need plug to block am -lol

dat na d style i wan adopt 2day.

Efemena_xy:

No.

I won't.

er. . .how cynthoney take abandon you? Na u start the conversation in French then you pick race commot

it was a 1-2-1 French Romance  i never advsertised that i wanted  3somes, 4 somes or whatever , did i ?.  

larayat:

dat na d style i wan adopt 2day.

Lol - na that one oyinbo dey call bent mouth fever

blacksta:

Lol - na that one oyinbo dey call bent mouth fever

blacky, mind urself.if i start talking nw u'll say u're hungry.dont make me start, cos my mouth dey fast wi me.lol

^

Bring it on - i dey vex at the moment - and they look for pesin to pour the vex on

blacksta:

it was a 1-2-1 French Romance  i never advsertised that i wanted  3somes, 4 somes or whatever , did i ?.  

hehehe

so you nor like am plenty? Na every man's ultimate dream o!

anyways, next time speak Chinese - den the 1-2-1 romance go dey very coded  

blacksta:

^

Bring it on - i dey vex at the moment - and they look for pesin to pour the vex on

dont beg me ooooooooooooo.y u dey vex u neva eat since mornin?

larayat:

dont beg me ooooooooooooo.y u dey vex u neva eat since mornin?

Lol

i don eat breakfast - but since u dey misbehave - na u i go eat for dinner.

i don commot 4 here, my twinee still loves me.very much.

larayat:

i don commot 4 here, my twinee still loves me.very much.

best decision - or else - Come back later sha

well d truth, av 2 cook,so my family can break their fast in a delicious mood.kay?

larayat:

well d truth, av 2 cook,so my family can break their fast in a delicious mood.kay?

Ok i don forget say na ramdam period we dey - Please send us some as well -