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noegenesis:
What has MBA to do with Fulani attacks

Fulani herders wants to finish you in you land abi? Ye ye dey smell.

Inhumane Peter MBA... Fueling crime through draconian policies

Losing the week wager is biting... Lol

They should just bring wey get vibes and bwests... Daz all

She brought riches for us move to next level

As today nah Sunday, it's time to take special treatment to your body. U can offer food, drinks, meat, massages , knacking or everything to your body toake it feel relaxed.

Eating crocodile meat today makes it a memorable day. As we compare poke and white meat.

Crocodile meat is an exotic, healthy, delicacy in many cuisines today. It is exceptionally tender and juicy with a taste similar to chicken and a texture like a large fish. This firm and tender succulent white meat, flakes apart with ease when compared to beef or lamb.

Crocodile meat is white or pink in colour and has a close texture rather like pork or veal. The flavour (at least in fish-fed crocodiles) is slightly fish-like.

Many of us confuse alligators with crocodiles for they look similar. However, they are different from each other in a few aspects though biologically related. The meats of both are the same.

Various methods of preparation and cooking exist, including tenderization, marination, deep frying, stewing, roasting, smoking and sauteeing. Crocodile meat is used in dishes such as rice, pepper soup and is used making meat steaks.

Cuts from the animal used include meat from the animal's tail and backbone, have been described as "the choicest cuts".

When next you see a crocodile, you have seen a delicious meat. But Be very conscious of your environment because if you carry long throat go kill crocodile for white man country, nah Tinubu we go blame las las.
#Happy Sunday

#amakaone

Alusiizizi:
But you're already broke.

Nah who no get money dey call person broke.. Lol

I will never be broke in my life

You qualified as a Fuckmate

DorianD:
There's this pretty lady have been crushing on, we both students of a nursing college, although she's my junior(first year). Shes got the Mercedes Bends, a likeable personality, and seemed like someone i would really want something serious with for the long haul
Just about the day I planned on getting her number to let her know my intentions, to my greatest shock she asked for mine, and questioned why I wasn't in school The previous day.This thicked all the boxes for me and felt like "the green light" was on, for a lady who wasn't in my cohort to notice my absence from school. Note that we have been acquaintances before this time, because I do engage her class in after school tutorial sessions.
To my greatest shock, she told me she's in a serious relationship, which got me confused. I have a feeling she's trying to play the "I am not unemployed card" . I could press on, but dont want to be seen as a creep or stalker, so then I told her if we could just be friends as I already exposed my vulnerabilities,which she agreed.
Well it's not in my thing to be friend zoned so i discontinued my chats with her, but each time she notices my silence was becoming long, she would initiate a conversation on WhatsApp. I really can't wrap my head around this.Do I just cut her off as fish plenty for water, or keep up with her games?

OPT offers swtv since days of Ani

Wike monster created by this reservation.... In a matter of days the whole world will know that power indeed is in the hand of God.

Seun:
If you help a man, he will appreciate it for a long time. If you forget, he will remind you. It is as if he owes you a debt. The guy that helped me to bring back Nairaland in 2014 could do no wrong in my eyes until last year. And even now, you won't catch me saying anything against him.

If you help a woman, she will appreciate it for a short time. A day. A week. A month. Then it's as if you never helped her. It's history. Your help is like a subscription. Once it expires, you can be ghosted. And there are many subscribers, so stop feeling as if yours was such a big deal. 😭

Whatever you do for your fellow man... Is only keep for me

cunny88:
how about electricity, gas and miscellaneous btw it's almost impossible to get a house of 180k p/a

Some of The nomenclature I stated may not be as applicable ,hence he will consider what's valid. Hospital and emergency, weekends?! He might not be a drinker or the hang out type hence, he places the value on Data and TV subscription

For salary of 150k for a single guy in Lagos can be very tricky to handle considering transportation and accommodation.

1. Transportation @ 1k/day for 30days = #30k/month

2. Accommodation @15k/month===#180k/year

3. Feeding ===50k/month.

4. Clothing==10k/month (you are not earning a celebrity pay)

5. Dependants(mum,Dad, siblings, Urgent 2k konji helpers) ===#10k/month

6. Weekends with the men === #2k*4wks =8k/month

7. Hospital/emergency ===#7k/month.

Monthly Total expenses == #130k/month
Savings===20k/month

Cook your own meals and don't skip breakfast, u will not fall sick and fall into the hands of extortionate doctors and hospitals in Lagos. If you are very faithful in items 1,2,3 ...your colleague will believe your a Lagos Bigboy.

The feeding expenses should be largely spent on restocking your kitchen every month. Whatever you didn't spend each month on feeding and anyother item becomes the money you save to improve yourself.

Note: weekends cruise should be either Saturday or Sunday in a week. Never ever do both Saturday and Sunday on the same weekend. Make friends with people that understand friendship and value the Bro code.

Impossible is nothing

Ndi owo ...Your own country is still fighting for petrol and failed healthcare system... una no get shame ahsweh down.

Not fake news?

1. ADAMU GARBA : SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT ON DIGITAL MEDIA.
2. HE SIMON LALONG : THE SECRETARY TO THE GOVERNMENT OF THE FEDERATION SGF
3. HANNATU MUSAWA : SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT ON MEDIA AND PUBLICITY..
4. IBRAHIM MASARI : SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT ON GENERAL DUTIES.
5.. PROF PAT UTOMI : MINISTER FOR NATIONAL PLANNING AND DEVELOPMENT.
6. PROF KINGSLEY MOGHALU : MINISTER FOR TRADE AND INVESTMENTS
7. SANUSI LAMIDO SANUSI : MINISTER FOR BUDGET & ECONOMIC PLANNING .
8.. DONALD DUKE: MINISTER FOR TOURISM.
9.. NYESOM WIKE : MINISTER FOR POWER.
10. NASIR ELRUFAI: MINISTER FOR WORKS AND INFRASTRUCTURE.
11.ATIKU BAGUDU: MINISTER FOR AGRICULTURE.
12. RABIU MUSA KWANKWASO : MINISTER FOR HOUSING.
13.. AISHA AHMAD : CBN GOVERNOR.
14. HADIZA BALA USMAN: SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT ON ADMINISTRATION & GOVERNANCE.
16. DR. BETTA ADU : MINISTER FOR WOMAN AFFAIRS.
17.. RENO OMOKRI : CEO OF NIGERIANS IN DIASPORA COMMISSION
18. AJURI NGELALE : SPECIAL ASSISTANT NEW MEDIA.
19. DR EDEMMA ESSIEN UDOH : DG NAFDAC
19: JACK TEIN RICH- MINISTER FOR GAS RESOURCES AND DEVELOPMENTS
20.. PRINCE KASSIM AFEGBUA : DG: NIGERIA ORIENTATION AGENCY/
21. UMAR GANDUJE : MINISTER FOR FCT.
22. SPEAKER HOUSE OF REPS : NORTHWEST.
23. DEPUTY SPEAKER : SOUTHEAST.
24.. SENATE PRESIDENT: SOUTHSOUTH
25.. DEPUTY SENATE PRESIDENT: NORTHCENTRAL.
26.. IGP : SOUTH EAST
27. CHIEF OF ARMY STAFF: NC
28. CHIEF OF NAVAL STAFF: SS
29. CHIEF OF AIR STAFF : NE.
30. CHIEF OF DEFENCE STAFF : NW
31. Mr FEMI FALANA : MINISTER FOR JUSTICE.
32.. Hon FEMI GBAJABIAMILA : THE CHIEF OF STAFF TO THE PRESIDENT.
33. MR WALE EDUN : MINISTER FOR FINANCE.
34. ADEBAYO ADELABU : SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT ECONOMIC MANAGEMENT TEA
35. ABAYOMI OLONISAKIN : NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER.
36. JAMES FALEKE : CHAIRMAN , HOUSE COMMITTEE ON APPROPRIATION .
37. ABIKE DABIRI: . STATE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY
38. FEMI FANI KAYODE : SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT ON INTERGOVERMENTAL AFFAIRS.
39. HE BABATUNDE RAJI FASHOLA : SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT'S OFFICE : SSA PRESIDENCY.
40. BAYO ONANUGA : SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT ON MEDIA AND PUBLICITY.
41. DELE ALAKE : MINISTER FOR INFORMATION.
42. TESLIM FOLARIN : MINISTER .
43. MR GBOYEGA OYETOLA: MINISTER
44.. ADEMOLA ADEGOROYE : MINISTER.
45. YEMI CARDOSO : CHAIRMAN FIRS.
46. TUNDE RAHMAN : STATE HOUSE CHIEF OF PROTOCOL.
47. LASISI OLAGUNJU : SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT PUBLIC AFFAIRS.
48. JOHN KAYODE FAYEMI : SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT ON FOREIGN AFFAIRS AND DIASPORA.
49. IBIKUNLE AMOSUN : SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT ON REVENUE GENERATION:
50. ADEDAYO ADEYEYE SWAGA: SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT STRATEGIC COMMUNICATIONS.
51. KADARIA AHMED: DG VOICE OF NIGERIA
52. Dr JOSEF ONOH : NATIONAL MINISTER.
53. NICHOLAS FELIX : MINISTER
54. AHMED KURU: NATIONAL ECONOMIC ADVISER.
55. PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENCY ON YOUTHS AND EMPLOYMENT : KHADIJAT OKUNNU-LAMIDI.
56. DIMEJI BANKOLE : SSA POLICY AND GOVERNANCE.
57. AJAYI BORROFICE: BOARD APPOINTMENT.
58. TOPE FASUA :SPECIAL ASSISTANT ON ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT.
59. ADEWOLE ADEBAYO: SPECIAL ASSISTANT ON NATIONAL PLANNING AND DEVELOPMENT.
60: DUMEBI KACHIKWU: SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT ON ECONOMIC MATTERS.
61. PROF CHRIS IMUMOLEN: SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT ON EDUCATION.
62. BABATUNDE OGALA : STATE HOUSE LEGAL COUNSEL.
63. DR HAKEEM BABA-AHMED - SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT ON RESTRUCTURING TO FEDERALISM.
64 PASTOR TUNDE BAKARE- SPECIAL ADVISER TO THE PRESIDENT ON RESTRUCTURING TO FEDERALISM.
64. SUNDAY DARE : PRINCIPAL PRIVATE SECRETARY TO THE PRESIDENT
65. AMINU BELLO MASARI : MINISTER FOR WATER RESOURCES.
66. MAGNUS ABE : DG NIMASA
67: TONYE COLE: SENIOR SPECIAL ASSISTANT ON TRADE & INVESTMENT
68. UMANA UMANA : MINIS.TER OF STATE FOR HOUSING.
69. MOFE BOYO: MINISTER OF STATE FOR PETROLEUM.
69. FESTUS KEYAMO : MINISTER FOR LABOUR
70. HE BELLO MATAWALLE : MINISTER FOR HUMANITARIAN AFFAIRS .
71. Mallam NUHU RIBADU: MINISTER FOR POLICE AFFAIRS .
72. Prince ADE OMOLE: SPECIAL ASSISTANT COMMUNICATION.
73. AYO OYALOWO : PERSONAL TO THE PRESIDENT ON BROADCAST MEDIA.



THE MINISTER OF STATE PORTFOLIO ABOLISHED.


THE LIST OF THE NEW MINISTRIES.

1. MINISTRY OF PETROLEUM..
2. MINISTRY OF FCT
3. MINISTRY OF NIGERDELTA.
4. MINISTRY OF LABOUR AND EMPLOYMENT.
5. MINISTRY OF ENVIRONMENT , ECOLOGY AND CLIMATE CHANGE.
6. MINISTRY OF MANUFACTURING AND INDUSTRY.
7. MINISTRY OF TRADE AND COMMERCE.
8. MINISTRY OF SPECIAL DUTIES.
9. MINISTRY OF RURAL DEVELOPMENT.
10. MINISTRY OF AGRICULTURE.
11. MINISTRY OF GAS DEVELOPMENT.
12. MINISTRY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY
13. MINISTRY OF BUDGET AND FISCAL PLANNING.
14 MINISTRY OF NATIONAL PLANNING AND NATIONAL DEVELOPMENT.
E.t.c

We have endured the hardship and collectively shouldered the suffering....
PBAT

Mugu

Wahala Wahala Wahala

Timely

Tomorrow is my birthday and I celebrate with All Aries on Nairaland.com

Wow

Zuo

Owos will come for you. The hypocrites will deny having a crush on Tiwa ,even when they have finished their gallons of Vaseline watching her pix

See her evil face

Nigerian students loan wil be a welcomed development for 0.1% honest Nigerian(the rich). Free
Money for the Politically connected .

Thieves in Humanitarian service.

Grandor

Igboamaka..

Kolo men everywhere