Hi. I'm Olamide Akanbi Sadiq a.k.a Zaddy susu. I got that name zaddy susu when i dated a girl named Funke Bosede Balogun in my first year in the Federal Polytechnic Bida, Niger State, Nigeria. Susu was a pet name that i fondly call her. She is this Maltina Bottle kind of girl. You should know what i mean by that. For your mind now, my girlfriend short abi... E be like say your head dey touch...(lol)

Moving forward, my first year is school was fun shaa, i quickly had a huge community of friends because of the business i set  up in school. I sell female shoes, female bags and slippers. With the nature of my business, i had a lot of girls around me, so i kpansh on a steady.( in your mind now, you will be like "dis one get sense? No level for you, i get sense full-time)

Girls in school are always tricky, once they use their tongue to lick your ear, my bro you are gone. You will spend all your school fee on them, even all your food stuffs. But dat trick no dey work for me shaa, if you like, naked put for bed, na you go lose last last. I make sure i don't fall a prey.

I stay off campus, because i can't imagine myself staying in a rickety room with about four to five fellows in each corner all in the name of staying in the hostel.  No privacy at all. Someone cannot even have privacy to kpansh... Sorry, i wanted to say to read. (If you like, say is it kpansh this one come to do in school? my brother, that is also a priority because body no be firewood, bros i no be robot).

  I rented a one room self contain apartment in a lodge close to the school  called Chosen Lodge, what a wack name, sounds like a church name. On like some names of lodges like Instagram lodge, crystal palace, temple run, Washington D.c, and lot more. Don't mind the owner of the house, he is a member of The Lords Chosen Church. He wants to spoil the swag of the lodge so that girls will not come around to kpansh, so that they will feel the lodge is a house of God, so kpanshing there is like kpanshing in the church, , ntoooor, it didn't work for him because we are serving a living God. Girls trip in on a steady, especially those Mass Communication girls that will just want to see how fine your room is so that they will use you to crack joke when they are with their friends. Because we serve a living God that never sleep when it comes to our matter, they end up kpanshing without even drinking a bottle of Malt or a bottle of cocacola.
  First semester was stressful for me as a newbie. It was so hectic and so frantic with the combination of school activities and business activities. I wasn't happy when i have to miss lectures to attend to business. Its compulsory i do, because that's where i hustle my daily bread and school fee and other bills like susu's hair, money for drinks and food for the random hungry girls that will come to kpansh, sorting those bastard lecturers that just want to feed their hungry family with your small change since i am not a girl that will give them London to kpansh and to God be the glory, we don't have any gay lecturer in my department the School of business administration and management, that will say he will want to apply Vaseline on his grandfather's  anus to drill, i always cover my bombom with the blood of jesus.

   They use to say birds of the same feathers, flocks together. I mingled with some Abuja based guyz, the likes of Abbey, Tobi and Tomi. (Awon eleyi le dobo ninu afefe. if you understand yoruba, you will understand what i mean by that. What i meant is, this guyz can kpansh in the air if that is what it takes.)
Moving forward, Abbey who's nickname was Tizzle, is just addicted to this kpansh matters. He got all the tricks it takes to get his prey down. Tricks like Organizing a Spinning Bottle game (Truth and Dare) within girls so as to get them down for kpanshing, Downloading movies on his laptop for girls to watch, doing assignment for girls and writing of Test, organizing house party with alcohol drinks, bursting of pimples for girls so he will look like a caring type, then aseyin wa aseyin bo, they will feel free around him and kpanshing occurs, and lot more. Abbey, you might coincidentally be reading this. If you like vex, just hang yourself because you are a brostitude!

  Secondly Tobi, this one likes using bragging to get his prey down. He will be like..."Eeehm" last session, i was the Director of Social Activities in my Department". He was affiliated with a photo studio called I.Q studio, i can say the biggest and best studio in the whole of Niger State as a whole. With I.Q studio into his bio, he started kpanshing all the girls that comes and that will come to I.Q studio, bida branch to come and snap. This ones bad o. If you want your picture to be finer than Agbani Darego when tobi is with the camera, just give him London to kpansh. Mark this word today, he will settle down and work on your picture to the extent that you will want to print the picture on your T-shirts because of how beautiful it will be. Don't forget am talking to the ladies out there o, before some gay out there will start licking their lip and looking for the fasted drive to i.Q studio. My friend don't do gay, the only anus he has is used for shyt.
As we are saying, tobi has kpansh all the girls in the whole of computer science department. All these guyz, i wonder how dem no dey catch Gonorrhea. I no you guyz will say "what about me". No naaa!, you guyz forgot the name of my lodge quickly, Chosen Lodge nah. God is with us.

Tomi on the other side, as a self-proclaimed fine boy, uses his lies and scopes to get those prey. Eeeehn... 'Wayback in Abuja, we used to chill with the likes of Terry-G, Don Jazzy, Mi Abaga', even slimcase wey just blow yesterday. Tomi heaven is far from you, you better near God.
The most painful part of it is, those girls will still fall to his tricks. And after the Home and Away match, he will just forget about the bae. Tomi beru olorun! beru olorun. I can't count how many girls have cried to me that tomi is acting strange. At times i get angry at them and be like "Aunty shift from here, did he drinking Hypo? which one is tomi is acting strange? When they will be... be lying to you people, you will be smiling like roasted goat! Tell me what is the issue and stop using that statement 'he is acting strange'. One was like, seems tomi is no more interested in me again, please ola help me out. "I don't understand help me out. Let me now take over your local government? Let me be eating ajeku that tomi left behind abi. My sister, in our family we don't eat left over food. We eat the same time others are eating." She was like "no ola, that's not what i meant, i mean you should help me talk to him". Oh! Is that what you mean. No problem, i will talk to him. She started crying, saying "Ola is it a crime to be in love, ola is it a crime to love tomi? My heart is heavy". Please and please o! Masukun si mi lorun. Because when tomi is taking care of your local government, i was not there!  Please don't cry here.
The point is, i don't know why they all see me as the good guy among my friends.
Thats true shaa, because my own matter no dey cast. But there is one Linda Ikeji in my compound that am always scared of. One Charity Jiya. I always check on her to make sure she is not around before bringing in any girl for infrastructural development. Because failure to do so, my matter go dey linda ikeji. Funny enough, she is the girlfriend of abbey, she strongly believes that birds of the same feather flocks together. So if am a brostitude, her boyfriend is also a brostitude. So i always make sure she never catch me on the act. (Did she caught me? No! there was no caught! Lol )
    There is this day that i wasn't lucky. A very wrong day to be precised, i brought in one random girl for infrastructural development after confirming the absence of charity. She must have gone out for lectures, i told myself. So i brought in the girl's slippers and shot the door. Then i joyfully placed the girl on infrastructural scanning. No time to check time, we are already on duty. Suddenly something happened, i can see this was a wrong move. (Kini mogbe wale, eran abi eyan) if you see the how this girl was shouting like a Christmas goat... Shouting as if it was a rape... And there was no light for me to put on my sound system and play music on the max volume. "Shut uuuuuup! what is wrong with you! Am i raping you? What is yeeh! yeeh! that you are shouting. Is that how to moan! People hearing you now will think am raping you here! Please lay down and spread your legs well let's continue. Please change this tone, it not sweet at all. Just change it". So we continued.
    I don't know maybe is the too much of cocacola drink i took the previous day! Someone cannot even last up to 30minute. Just 5minutes, have already cum. After all the graph that i plotted to get this girl. So i cannot make my ancestors proud. Aye mi temi bami. I caused all this, i could have drink garri. Because whenever i drink garri, i can last up to 2days.
   Shaaa i have lost this one. Wear your pant and Come and be going. At lease you have gain much today, you ate Ugbondu Restaurant's Rice of 300naira and One Cold Malt of 150naira, total sum of 450naira. Kuku take 50naira and take bike so i will know i have waisted 500naira today. That was what i was saying in my mind.
  In her mind now, she will be saying "so this guy no get level" i think say him go even kpansh me till i faint. So all his muscles is just a waste". My sister, Yoruba used to say gidigba o shile kun, kokoro nikan lole shi. It's only a key that can open the door. Forget all the muscles, practice makes perfect. Had it been i took the Hausa's gburantashi, it could have been another story entirely. Just thank your God.
  She took the 50naira, and i open the door and we both stepped out. To my surprise, charity was outside drying her clothes on the line.
Ghen! Ghen!! Ghen!! To my surprise, charity was outside drying her clothes on the line. Lobatan!
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Present Sir Bring it on, I need a good laugh

Am cooking it up. I will serve you soon. Keep a cup of water close...

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Bring it on, I need a good laugh

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Tent pitched
Keep the updates coming

someone's daughter should stay faraway
Am cooking it up... Soon drops

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Tent pitched
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wey my own invitation, abi make I no join una

Abeg sorry, you are invited, Lighqueen shift make he sitdown

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wey my own invitation, abi make I no join una

Check bruh


I dey your back like shuttle bag

Zaddysusu:
Abeg sorry, you are invited, Lighqueen shift make he sitdown

thanks man

Nice bro... I promise you one bae

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I dey your back like shuttle bag

If i no give sit to read my stories, wetin i gain...
Will be droping part2. Soon... This is mahd bro

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thanks man

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Abeg sorry, you are invited, Lighqueen shift make he sitdown

I don shift my boss

Ok. Share one one pure water for them because am dropping the Part 2 by 12pm promp

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Read my my story tittled "Innocent Boyfriend" and let me put smile on your face...(+18) because their are some adult content in it.
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Will be dropping the Part2 soon!


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EPISODE 2


Wait! So all the shout this girl was shouting was all heard by charity. No! maybe she just got back, i told myself. But she's drying the cloths she just finish washing, that is she has been around for a while.

  "Charity howfar" i greeted. She responded without even looking up... "i dey o"... Now i know say my matter don cast. The shame in me didn't allow me to have confidence in how i talk... Imagine me... "You dey wash?" What a question. Then i got a savage reply... " no, i dey cook". Lobatan, my matter don cast last last. My reputation have been compromised. Hmmm, it has happened it has happened. Life goes on. Then i escorted the girl out of the gate to board a bike.

    After some days i started noticing something. Charity and my bae are now friends. Wait, let it not be what am thinking o. This one my girlfriend will come around and charity will also show up, and they will both start exchanging pleasantries. To an extent that charity will be bringing related gist about guyz that do cheat on their girlfriend. That if we ladies start doing our own now, they will want to die. Then i was shocked, when my girlfriend said, "anyday i will catch my boyfriend cheating, i will cut off his man hood... Wait o, am not understanding this o... My joystick, my trumpet, my ladies pet, my "what made me a man"... See, boya is that day i will kill you. Oni fé té

   I was always scared of having issues with charity, becasue i no want make she open my nyash. If i wan vex i go use style laff...
  
But wait o... This days something is going wrong o. Charity is always tasking me. Am seeing this as blackmailing o. Today, "ola abeg, give me 200naira for your hand"... Well thats a small change shaaa... Its worth giving out. Tomorrow, "ola abeg, give me 200naira for your hand". Next tomorrow "ola abeg, give me 200naira for your hand"... "Charity do you want to kill me! What sef! I don't have! Did i open osusu with you! Everytime ola abeg, give me 200naira for your hand", am i your boyfriend! You are a scammer! abi is it because you saw me the other day with... See no just use that one dey do any how o... Make i no change am for you! Mtcheeeew!"

Moving forward, that was how charity was using me as a source of buying handout. Thank God all the shit is over, i have finally cleared her doubts. Now i can rest. "Charity If you like greet me, it's your own. And if you don't greet me. You are on your own." Fraudster!

    Its up to a week now that i have i had issues with charity. I was actually waiting anxiously to here from my girlfriend funke about what charity might have told her. But she's not even saying anything related to that at all or reacting strange the way girls do react whenever they hear the usual aproko about their boyfriend. "Cheating naim be the usual aproko nah! Abi which guy can boast that he have never cheated on his girlfriend. Then thunder from above will now fire you. Let me not set some people's relationship on fire abeg, before some girls will be like "so kunle after  all my efforts, all my twerkings to satisfy you, you still go out to cheat on me, haaa! I will chuk one of my finger in my london and swear for you" (weeping)... I no talk anything o". (Lol)


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  I have been toasting kafaya since first semester, now this is second semester.

"Kafaya what nah! Who's that stupid boy that's managing your local government and not letting you look at my side. Eeeh... Kafaya forget that guy, i love you. I don't think i can do without you. My heart is always beeping for your love. come under the tree let's have some shade".Then she followed me down under the tree because the sun was too hot.

    When kafaya will say, she said "ola don't tell me you don't have a girlfriend since all this while, throughout last semester, till now. Haabaa Ola, stop lying. And besides, i do see you around with that  girl in Business Department named funke or whatever"... Aiye o! my matter don cast! No wonder this girl no wan gree since all this while.

"Ooh... Funke? Hahahahaha... Funke is just  my friend, she helps me on Accounting related courses, you know she is in ND2 and am in ND1, she knows more better than me. That was what brought us that close". Omo see format! Guyz nah devil...(lol) God forgive your son for he does not know what he is doing...(winks)

  But this one that kafaya is doing some background investigations about me, e be like say the baby don dey fall in love o! (That mood when the Dj is playing Reminisce Wafe kulale yi. lol)

Kafaya tell me something now. (in an affected voice) just talk to me. Tell me your mind baby. Then she sighed and said she will think about it. If you see the way i was jumping in my mind like say i win cup. Only guyz will understand, when a girl says let me think about it, to us it means "Yes in advance". wuna wan just form small, be forming hard to get when my takute have trap a bush meat.

   We are already holding ourselves romantically when i heard someone called my name right behind me. And i turned back to see who the person was, Haaaa! Aiye mi temi  bami! Funke!
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tie ti ba e looto

but guys no dey slack, I no say u go soon give am format. oya lemme hear

baba na so o... My matter don cast

Remite011:
tie ti ba e looto

Hi Palz... Am droping the Next Part today...
Plz stay tune. Am sorry i was away.

Zaddysusu:
Hi Palz... Am droping the Next Part today...
Plz stay tune. Am sorry i was away.

wen will u be back now?

adult story funny like this ,guy you good ,mention me when you update again.