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Joke Of Today..... Will Really Make Your Day by Robinson0000001: 10:12am On Dec 16, 2018
�� STUDENTS GO TO AN ENGINEERING EXAM IN RIVERS STATE UNIVERSITY
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The first guy goes into the class, and the Professor begins with a question. "Let's say you are traveling by train and it's getting hot. What will you do"? "Open the window", he answers.
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Very good. The Professor continues... "Now...The window has a surface of 1.5 m2. The compartment has a volume of 12 m3. The train speeds 80 kph to the west. The south wind is blowing at 5 miles per second. How quickly will the space be refreshed?" The student does not know the answer and fails the exam. He gets out and tells the other students the question.
.The second student goes in, and the professor begins with the question... "Let's say you are traveling by train and it's getting hot. What will you do"? "Sir, I'll take off my coat", answers the student. "But it's very hot", continues the Professor. "Then I'll take off my shirt and my singlet also." "But it's damn hot!", the professor adamantly insists."Then I'll take off my pants and socks, sir." "But you can't sit naked in the train!!!! They will report you to the police", said the angry professor. The student confidently answers... "Sir, whatever happens, I am not going to open that window!"�

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Re: Joke Of Today..... Will Really Make Your Day by Giftysteve(f): 5:05pm On Jan 11, 2019
haha nice one grin
Re: Joke Of Today..... Will Really Make Your Day by XVIER(m): 11:52am On Jan 12, 2019
grin bravo
Re: Joke Of Today..... Will Really Make Your Day by chizzypresh(f): 2:51pm On Jan 12, 2019
Lol...the guy get sense die
Re: Joke Of Today..... Will Really Make Your Day by Echine: 5:03pm On Jan 12, 2019
Na Igbo boi be dat tongue
Re: Joke Of Today..... Will Really Make Your Day by fkai(f): 8:06pm On Jan 12, 2019
this got me laughing

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