Santa clause, the tootht fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are

walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred

dollar bill. Who gets it?

The old drunk of course; the other three are mythical creatures.


I married Miss Right, I just didn't know her first name is Always.


Complete set of encyclopaedias for sale, N1000 or best offer. No longer

needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.


After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know I was a fool when I

married you'. The husband replied,'Yes dear, I was in love and didn't

notice'


Why did the slowpoke get so excited after he finished his jigsaw puzzle in 6

months?
Because on the box it said '2-4 years'.

Why did the slowpoke crash his plane while landing?
Because the runway was only 25ft long and 1 mile wide.

slowpoke: 'Excuse me, what time is it?'
Woman: 'Its 11:23pm'
slowpoke: 'You know its the wierdest thing,I've asked that question 30 times

today and everyone gives a different answer

lol

I read twice, but I still can not laugh (I will try again)

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know I was a fool when I

married you'. The husband replied,'Yes dear, I was in love and didn't

notice'

^
seen this one on here already today
its a nice one tho

Chai- naija sisi wicked lol

wicked how??

Naija_Sisi
omotorewa1 is this you ?

yep it's me!

Naija_Sisi
Answer if ya da one

vorosmartm:



Why did the slowpoke crash his plane while landing?
Because the runway was only 25ft long and 1 mile wide.

Real slowpoke

Cant-c-me

im not online! im at work and we dont have access to any messenger programs here.

Poor thing

^ who u?

I be big man pikin - we not on the same level. Recognise!
I'm done with u- comot! I wan pass

Naija_Sisi

oh oh i see, where are you in UK ?

It says in my location

@studio.now dats rude

Whatevs

he is rude, oh well not my problem, its his own

Bounce!
I no send you

Cool Jokes @poster

keep 'em coming pls. . .

[b]Studio CFR[/b], you dey mental, abi kalaku wen u take dey disturb ur sense, abi ur brain dey heavy you? If u be big man pikin you no dey go big man pikin for ya useless fada. Na my thread u see wen u one take show ur adulterated self. ekpa ri ge ge na.

@ rokiatu, please d jokes are, try understand. I really want to believe u're not in the same category as d joke subject.

e don happen

vorosmartm:

@ rokiatu, please d jokes are, try understand. I really want to believe u're not in the same category as d joke subject

howsh!

Verosmatym-
Dem steal yo wallet?
Why u dey halla like person wey lost something?

vorosmartm:

[b]Studio CFR[/b], you dey mental, abi kalaku wen u take dey disturb your sense, abi your brain dey heavy you? If u be big man pikin you no dey go big man pikin for ya useless fada. Na my thread u see wen u one take show your adulterated self. ekpa ri ge ge na.

@ rokiatu, please d jokes are, try understand. I really want to believe u're not in the same category as d joke subject.

Your jokes are funny but you spoiled it by the way you replied. You are funnier than your jokes. Take it easy bro, just bring on the fun, no insult please.

Joke get k leg - please try harder

i like the jokes, keep them coming

@ CFR, I beg no kill me with laff, so you hear my voice for inside the writing- you must really be on crack

U no soji- Please stay on topic- u are derailling

Studio CFR:

U no soji- Please stay on topic- u are derailling

Tanx mate can u help me?