She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for
breakfast.

He walked in; She turned and said,
You've got to make love to me this very moment."
His eyes lit up and he thought,

"This is my lucky day."
Not wanting to lose the moment,

he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,

"Thanks," and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked,

"What was that all about?"
She explained,

"The egg timer's broken."

shocking isn't it??

Morning se.x sweet pass

hehehe

e don tay wen u spoil!

Lol i be gud guy oh

really shocking

Poor husband

lol, so funny! I pity the husband.

^^hehehehe - I don't think the man go compain too much sha

Eyah!! - long-time! how body now?

stupid 2 minutes husband

deserves it

^^some men no go mind at all - being used like this for timer. . .

^^^ I don't but u wanna find out how many minutes? . Slavery is in view.

Funny but it make sense though

Funny but it make sense though

Hmm!

I guess u like that hun?

I guess u like that hun?

deep joke

^^ tis not a joke for simple minds

If I begin explain am to you - peeps go say Efe wan corrupt our Mod