Enjoy this conversation between the N1000 and N10:



A well-worn One Thousand Naira note and a similarly distressed Ten Naira note arrived at the Central Bank to be retired. As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burnt, they struck up a conversation. The One Thousand Naira reminisced about its travels all over the county. "I've had a pretty good life," the One Thousand Naira proclaimed. "Why I've been to Lagos, Ibadan, Benin, Kano and Abuja, the finest restaurants in Victoria Island, Kaduna, Abuja and eastern Nigeria, performances at Muson Centre and Glover Hall, hottest nite clubs all over the country and even a cruise on the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans."
(My Comments: Moor house, that joint near Awolowo Road, Eko Hotel, VGC Hotel, Tera Kulture, King size, Sheraton, St. Elmos)


"Wow" said the Ten Naira. "You've really had an exciting life!"
"So tell me," says the One Thousand, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?"
The Ten Naira replies, "Oh, I've been to the Apostolic & Methodist Church, the Redeemed Christian Church, the Deeper Life Bible Church, Baptist Church, Anglican church, Catholic church, the C & S Church, CCC, the Lutheran Church, " (Daystar) and infact all mosques across the nation
The One Thousand Naira note interrupts, "What's a church and a Mosque?"





Please help the N1000 notes go to church dis Sunday and to Jumat this Friday!

Good one

My grandmomma dry breaxt better pass this yo dry (y)oke!!!

Ajibel:

My grandmomma dry breaxt better pass this yo dry (y)oke!!!

oboy try make sense na. . .

^^^No be true i talk?!