A man was coming from work one day, and he saw that he was running late on getting home and d weather wasnt helping out. He decided to stop somewhere to spend the night. He saw a house so he went there, on getting there, he discovered dat the people living there were chinese. Well he decided to just sleep there since there wasnt any other place around and dat chinese could not possibly hurt him

He got to d house and knocked, the man opened, rushed him in and treated him nicely, removed the man's clothes, dried it and gave him new ones to wear. This man was surprised because d chinese man didnt even know him and was all the same nice to him. When it was time for them to sleep, the chinese man told d man dat he can go to sleep upstairs but his beautiful daughter too is sleeping upstairs and that he shouldnt touch her because the girl can be very attractive.

The man assured d chinese man dat he wont touch her so he went to sleep. In the middle of the night, he went to d girls room and slept with her thinking dat the chinese man wont know. In the morning, he woke up and found a big rock on his chest with a note saying "this is the punishment for touching my daugther" he laughed and said that is dis wat the chinese man can give as his best for a punishment so he took d big rock and threw it out of d window.

As the rock was falling he discovered that a rope was following d rock so he traced the rope and discovered it was tied to his left eggrole, he screamed and was like he cant let d rock rip off his eggrole so he jumped after it and felt dat he might just break a few bones but at least his eggrole would be safe. When he jumped, he discovered that another rope was following him and when he checked, the rope was tied to his right eggrole and was also tied to the bedpost at the other end. Just imagine (if u are a guy, man d pain, d agony, chai i no fit take am oooo)

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Ouch!!

Now, that's definitely going to hurt!!

Nice 1 @poster - really love your joke. . .

Hee hee~
lovely joke

Lwkm4h, Nice joke

Dis one na Serious case

which one be eggroll sounds like sandwiches

D man no noe say notin gud dey com jeje-jeje

blacksta:

which one be eggroll sounds like sandwiches

abeg i no fit pack shit ooo

d truth be say nothing gud dey come for free, but honestly i still dey wonder, who torture pass for chinese, russian and arabian

siapaya:

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