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My Experience With A Demon by EPyano(m): 10:09am On Dec 26, 2018
We need to be careful, some of these slay queens have demons all over them.
I asked a very beautiful lady out and she said "Yes".
Then, as I got home a huge man popped out from my mirror
He had two heads(with one eye on each head), 6hands.
With 3 fingers on each hand. While I was still startled at such a monstrous being,
The monster looked at me and made some enchantments and came straight for me.
Before I could say a word, the man-monster threw a punch at me �
I dodged and I asked him
"bros, wetin happen ni?" �
Before I could complete my statement; the chairman threw another punch...Thank God for my little knowledge of kung-fu, I dodged again.
Unluckily for me, his other hands grabbed me and he carried me to his face. �
He said, I am....(I can't remember the name) "you have just asked out my lord's wife, this is just a warning �
If you don't break up, I will be back to finish you, tomorrow." �
He took me close to his face and used his smelly tongue to lick my face �
Then, threw me as hard as he could to the ground.
Then disappeared! �
Children of God, that's how I joined Prayer band unit in Church. ���
Re: My Experience With A Demon by HappyPagan: 10:13am On Dec 26, 2018
This one don craze finish, dey blame slay queen.
Wetin fine girl get to do with your mental problem?

You saw your evil heart jump out the mirror. Embrace your conji. embarassed

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Re: My Experience With A Demon by EPyano(m): 10:34am On Dec 26, 2018
HappyPagan:
This one don craze finish, dey blame slay queen.
Wetin fine girl get to do with your mental problem?

You saw your evil heart jump out the mirror. Embrace your conji. embarassed
This is my real life story that happened to me, if you don't have yours, read and move on
Re: My Experience With A Demon by chiommy123(f): 10:36am On Dec 26, 2018
As funny as this is truth is there are many demons in circulation this days.
Re: My Experience With A Demon by HappyPagan: 10:38am On Dec 26, 2018
EPyano:

This is my real life story that happened to me, if you don't have yours, read and move on
Yeah, a real lie story.

Na conji dey worry you. Go and have sex, my friend.
Re: My Experience With A Demon by CAPSLOCKED: 10:40am On Dec 26, 2018
EPyano:

This is my real life story that happened to me, if you don't have yours, read and move on

I HOPE YOU'VE BEEN TAKING YOUR DRUGS REGULARLY?
HALLUCINATION AND CONFUSION ARE COMMON WHEN YOU SKIP A FEW DOSES.
GET WELL SOON MY FRIEND.
Re: My Experience With A Demon by madone: 10:42am On Dec 26, 2018
Na wa ooo codine is potent sha
Re: My Experience With A Demon by HarunaWest(m): 10:45am On Dec 26, 2018
EPyano:
We need to be careful, some of these slay queens have demons all over them.
I asked a very beautiful lady out and she said "Yes".
Then, as I got home a huge man popped out from my mirror
He had two heads(with one eye on each head), 6hands.
With 3 fingers on each hand. While I was still startled at such a monstrous being,
The monster looked at me and made some enchantments and came straight for me.
Before I could say a word, the man-monster threw a punch at me �
I dodged and I asked him
"bros, wetin happen ni?" �
Before I could complete my statement; the chairman threw another punch...Thank God for my little knowledge of kung-fu, I dodged again.
Unluckily for me, his other hands grabbed me and he carried me to his face. �
He said, I am....(I can't remember the name) "you have just asked out my lord's wife, this is just a warning �
If you don't break up, I will be back to finish you, tomorrow." �
He took me close to his face and used his smelly tongue to lick my face �
Then, threw me as hard as he could to the ground.
Then disappeared! �
Children of God, that's how I joined Prayer band unit in Church. ���
I know that Naffac and Customs crack operation has affected tramadol supply for you,buh at least just try and cope for now.. it will end soon
Re: My Experience With A Demon by blackpanther22: 10:45am On Dec 26, 2018
EPyano:
We need to be careful, some of these slay queens have demons all over them.
I asked a very beautiful lady out and she said "Yes".
Then, as I got home a huge man popped out from my mirror
He had two heads(with one eye on each head), 6hands.
With 3 fingers on each hand. While I was still startled at such a monstrous being,
The monster looked at me and made some enchantments and came straight for me.
Before I could say a word, the man-monster threw a punch at me �
I dodged and I asked him
"bros, wetin happen ni?" �
Before I could complete my statement; the chairman threw another punch...Thank God for my little knowledge of kung-fu, I dodged again.
Unluckily for me, his other hands grabbed me and he carried me to his face. �
He said, I am....(I can't remember the name) "you have just asked out my lord's wife, this is just a warning �
If you don't break up, I will be back to finish you, tomorrow." �
He took me close to his face and used his smelly tongue to lick my face �
Then, threw me as hard as he could to the ground.
Then disappeared! �
Children of God, that's how I joined Prayer band unit in Church. ���

My brother y did u take the Igbo na??, its not good for u, its not Lipton ooo, see ut life nw, just stay put, it will wear off....
But in the meantime shift let me faint abeg

Re: My Experience With A Demon by EPyano(m): 11:07am On Dec 26, 2018
chiommy123:
As funny as this is truth is there are many demons in circulation this days.
Most fine girls have some of them

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Re: My Experience With A Demon by EPyano(m): 11:07am On Dec 26, 2018
chiommy123:
As funny as this is truth is there are many demons in circulation this days.
Most fine girls have some of them grin
Re: My Experience With A Demon by EPyano(m): 11:08am On Dec 26, 2018
HappyPagan:

Yeah, a real lie story.

Na conji dey worry you. Go and have sex, my friend.
Re: My Experience With A Demon by EPyano(m): 11:09am On Dec 26, 2018
blackpanther22:


My brother y did u take the Igbo na??, its not good for u, its not Lipton ooo, see ut life nw, just stay put, it will wear off....
But in the meantime shift let me faint abeg
I don't drink or smoke
Re: My Experience With A Demon by HappyPagan: 11:25am On Dec 26, 2018
EPyano:

I don't drink or smoke
Is drinking and smoking not better than reading the Bible, especially considering the nonsense you posted above?

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Re: My Experience With A Demon by blackpanther22: 11:35am On Dec 26, 2018
EPyano:
I don't drink or smoke
Exactly my point, someone gave u and u thought ut was green leaf tea or lipton
Re: My Experience With A Demon by urahara(m): 11:38am On Dec 26, 2018
HappyPagan:
This one don craze finish, dey blame slay queen.
Wetin fine girl get to do with your mental problem?

You saw your evil heart jump out the mirror. Embrace your conji. embarassed


grin grin grin grin grin , No mind am, the guy dey watch too much ben ten
Re: My Experience With A Demon by obinna58(m): 12:09pm On Dec 26, 2018
EPyano:
We need to be careful, some of these slay queens have demons all over them.
I asked a very beautiful lady out and she said "Yes".
Then, as I got home a huge man popped out from my mirror
He had two heads(with one eye on each head), 6hands.
With 3 fingers on each hand. While I was still startled at such a monstrous being,
The monster looked at me and made some enchantments and came straight for me.
Before I could say a word, the man-monster threw a punch at me �
I dodged and I asked him
"bros, wetin happen ni?" �
Before I could complete my statement; the chairman threw another punch...Thank God for my little knowledge of kung-fu, I dodged again.
Unluckily for me, his other hands grabbed me and he carried me to his face. �
He said, I am....(I can't remember the name) "you have just asked out my lord's wife, this is just a warning �
If you don't break up, I will be back to finish you, tomorrow." �
He took me close to his face and used his smelly tongue to lick my face �
Then, threw me as hard as he could to the ground.
Then disappeared! �
Children of God, that's how I joined Prayer band unit in Church. ���
Psycho
Re: My Experience With A Demon by earthsync(f): 1:29pm On Dec 26, 2018
Your story seems unbelievable lyk u for try small

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