A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around,

spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she

bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.


Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has

noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop

up right now


As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a

salesman standing right behind her.


Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the

salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you

today?"


Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been

there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the

price of this lovely bracelet?"


He answers,


"Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh.i.t yourself when I tell you the price."

he he

Dyt, I take it you like diamonds then??

which lady doesntt adore one thou dont v one yet

Dyt:

which lady doesntt adore one thou dont v one yet

You create good sentence, come spoil the end. You too dey disappoint person sef.

oya edit am 4 me

Dyt:

which lady doesntt adore one[b]?[/b] thou dont v one yet

_{And you suppose smile and wink after the sentence.}

smiles n wrinkle
is dat berra

she say wink

not wrinkle

nor age yourself b/4 your time girl - and yes, I love diamonds - who doesn't??

^^ Abeg help me shout am for her ears, 'cos e be like say she don dey age.

Dyt:

smiles n wrinkle
is dat berra

Woman, wink and wrinkle are two different words with different meanings.

where r my glasses

On your kitchen table

you don forget say you take them off b/4 eating??

Anyways, Dyt - d'you like diamonds??

Dyt:

where r my glasses

Shior, no dey embarass yaself for public.

Lol!

i love dem diamonds

Efemena_xy:

Lol!

I lie ni?

^^ No.

Dyt:

i love dem diamonds

Babes, I hope 4 all your effort with your ex - e manage by some diamonds for you sha??

^^ No embarrass the girl like that na.

na y iwan mk e buy dem 4 u now since tanimz no let am buy 4 me

^^ Dyt!!



Taminz, is this true??!!

oya tanimz cm answer query

Efe, please ignore whatever Dyt says if my name is included.

Dyt, abeg I dey take whatever you respect most in the world's name beg you. No spoil my name. I be peacemaker.

Dyt no dey drink all that coffee - I don warn u b/4

but erm. . .wetin be the name of this your ex wen no gree buy diamonds 4 u??

tanimz knows berra

as d peace maker she said she wz
she wz tryin 2 mk peace btw me n my ex n den she snatches him n den he jst promised me a diamond necklace bt miss tanimz took him away 4rm him

Mo gbe!

Dyt e don do abeg. What is all this nonsense you are talking about?!

No provoke me oo. . .

Really??

Oya provide us with a name now pls!!

name! name!! name!!!

^^ She don talk am already- Studio

<sighs>

ohhhhhhhhhhh - not again!!

I no want make dis thread dey contaminated with that name. . .

wow u jst hrd it 4rm d horses mouth

now efe b careful

se i told u earlier


u myt jst b d lucky one 2 get d diamond set

**sniggers**

so, u mean say the guy dey promise but no dey deliver??

This babe don mara.

BTW, Dyt pessin dey find you.

is it nt wen u still 2geda he can deliver?

Ask tanimz mayb he got one 4 er cos i hear say na diamond e dey give all his babe o