Lord before I lay down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep!
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who's willy is thick and long!
Oh send me a man who's thoughful and kind,
makes love to my body
and won't f.uc.k with my mind!
But as I kneel here and pray by my bed,
I look at the wa.nk.er you sent me instead!
Amen!

studio o cm ere efe has jst said a prayer 4 u now cm get ur woman

Dyt

No dey mention my name with studio own in the same breath. . .

but seeing as u dey interested in am - you're most welcome to him sha

u jst prayed gal

oh, I know

but I no mention person name for there now - abi

n i jst tot studio cld fit in or is it sledge u want

Efe, you no know say Dyt be Studio ex-wife?

Dem even get 32 babies together.

^^

**gasps!!**

32 pikins!! Dyt!! - d guy no soji 4 u at all!!

una even get d time to do anything else sef??

I dey hear say Mr Stud na s.ex maniac - but I no know say e bad reach like this!!

Dyt:

n i jst tot studio cld fit in or is it sledge u want

hmmm. . . Sledge - I never bite that apple (yet)

oops!!! U?

efe no mine am o me n studio jst dey play o all those tyms n those babies sef don die bt no worries u can v him now since he has all those things u want n yes he is one hell of a s.ex machine

Efemena_xy:

^^

**gasps!!**

32 pikins!! Dyt!! - d guy no soji 4 u at all!!

una even get d time to do anything else sef??

I dey hear say Mr Stud na s.ex maniac - but I no know say e bad reach like this!!

My sister, na so we see am oo. Na 32 babies dem born, and the guy just walk commot their lives (including Dyt's).

Dyt:

efe no mine am o me n studio jst dey play o all those tyms n those babies sef don die bt no worries u can v him now since he has all those things u want n yes he is one hell of a s.ex machine

Ewo!

u fit ask tanimz sef,she fit testify abt his thing shebi na she tk am 4rm me n dont listen 2 er she is only tryin 2 tk ur eyes of him bt i can assure u a well satisfied desire 4rm studio

Dyt:

efe no mine am o me n studio jst dey play o all those tyms n those babies sef don die bt no worries u can v him now since he has all those things u want n yes he is one hell of a s.ex machine

OH. . .MY. . .GAWD!!      

Dyt!! so na only d s.ex una 2 dey interested in?? and not the responsibility??

Na wa o!

I don talk am b/4 say nland's s.ex machine na the one-and-only true ashi  

Dyt:

u fit ask tanimz sef,she fit testify abt his thing shebi na she tk am 4rm me n dont listen 2 er she is only tryin 2 tk your eyes of him bt i can assure u a well satisfied desire 4rm studio

Dyt, whatever in heaven's name are you saying?

No be Studio wey dey lust after me? After I no gree answer am he come do wetin he do with you.

Abeg no spoil my name, I get reputation to protect.

P.S Efe, If you are interested in Studio, he is all yours. Don't mind that Dyt, she doesn't know what she is saying.

ha ha efe is dat nt one of ur prayers n 2 say d most important,cmon stud is responsible only 2 say e lyk bobbie n yansh sey u get am sha cos e lyk 2 dey fire 4rm behind n hol 4 front,n y u dey smile now? U dey imagine abi?

Thou e get tooth pick leg o bt e can perform ehn

DYT!!

**faints**

u know wat i ll tell u ehn,ignore tanimz bt if u still doubt den go 4 sledge bt only 2 say sledge na were o

tanimz:

Dyt, whatever in heaven's name are you saying?

No be Studio wey dey lust after me? After I no gree answer am he come do wetin he do with you.

Abeg no spoil my name, I get reputation to protect.

P.S Efe, If you are interested in Studio, he is all yours. Don't mind that Dyt, she doesn't know what she is saying.

Men!! I no know why my peeps dey link my name with that craze man!!

I NOR WANT STUDIO!! - I no fit shout!!


Cheii!! - every thread I go, na so-so talk about dat im thing sef - abeg, make pessin castrate that guy. Im testesterone too much for nland. . .

wake up efe
wake up efe
wake up efe






*thinkin* wat can i do now

ok

rushes 2 call studio 2 cm n fire er frm behind

haba!!

abeg e!!

I don wake - and by force o!

nor let that mad man near me. . .

Dyt, I apologize if I ever offended you - abeg take him back, make pessin see road pass jor!

ok ow abt sledge or probably tayo or dickless*bt u shld know he doesnt v dat thing o* or is it tanimz u want

Dyt:

ok ow abt sledge or probably tayo or dickless*bt u shld know he doesnt v dat thing o* or is it tanimz u want

Shey na because I never slap you before you come dey run your mouth like tap. No try me oo

Tanimz  

So much for sisterly love. . .

You just sit down 4 ur corner dey allow Dyt pursue me like this??

abeg come carry am commot jor!

@Dyt - you need serious prayers o!

left 4 er 2 choose

oh u choose tanimz?

Dyt:

ok ow abt sledge or probably tayo or dickless*bt u shld know he doesnt v dat thing o*  modified!!

Dyt - Taminz na clean girl, dat's why I don edit that your post. . .

anyways, seeing as you don try all these guys, what else can I say??

You've been a really busy-bee girl!!  

Dyt - I nor go follow you drag man for nland

you can 'ave 'em all - infact, you're very, very, very welcome to have them. .

Now Taminz, abeg slap Dyt for me. . .she dey cross boundaries

Efemena_xy:

Dyt - Tanimz na clean girl, dat's why I don edit that your post. . .

anyways, seeing as you don try all these guys, what else can I say??

You've been a really busy-bee girl!!

Thanks sweetie.

No mind am, I just ignore after I see say she no ready to shut her mouth. I advise you to do the same.

As for not supporting you, I did and proof is below:

tanimz:

Shey na because I never slap you before you come dey run your mouth like tap. No try me oo

Efe, as for the slap, I no wan do anything violent on this beautiful day.

Make we still dey look am, if she continue to misbehave I go give her her rightful portion.

<Phew!!>

Thanks jor!!

Dyt alone fit make pesson sweat - even in the middle of winter  

Lord before I lay down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep!
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
one who's willy is thick and long!
Oh send me a man who's thoughful and kind,
makes love to my body
and won't f.uc.k with my mind!
But as I kneel here and pray by my bed,
I look at the lovely man you sent me
kisses studio so badly
Amen!