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A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 9:34pm On Aug 07, 2010
I know the nland guys would love this:


Scientists have crossed a a male chicken with an onion

and finally got a cock that brings tears to a womans eyes


cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 10:06pm On Aug 07, 2010
wow!
u're gonna start shedding tears soon tongue
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 10:13pm On Aug 07, 2010
@Tayo!!

lipsrsealed embarassed lipsrsealed embarassed
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by Nobody: 2:13pm On Aug 08, 2010
lol, Efe is it tears of joy? Nice one! cheesy
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 2:18pm On Aug 08, 2010
Thanks Eyah!

how've you been girl?? cheesy cheesy

erm. . .dunno whether it's tears of pain or joy o! embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by Nobody: 2:34pm On Aug 08, 2010
Im fine and cool. smiley Hope you're doing great & have fun. wink
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 3:42pm On Aug 08, 2010
my weekend's a blast - will be sorry to see it go sha cool
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 10:34pm On Aug 08, 2010
u cried 2day?
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 10:37pm On Aug 08, 2010
Tayo

R U high on sotin again??

I said my weekend was really good - infact I don't want it to end

That's what I meant when I said it was a blast tongue
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by bibs(f): 10:41pm On Aug 08, 2010
shocked shocked
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 10:48pm On Aug 08, 2010
i ainy gon' touch anybody ds nite.

i'm too fagged out right now
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 10:49pm On Aug 08, 2010
sorrrrrrrry o!

erm. . .just curious, why are you fagged out 2night tayo?? tongue
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 10:54pm On Aug 08, 2010
guess
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Aug 08, 2010
You were busy bring tears to a woman's eyes perhaps??

embarassed embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 11:00pm On Aug 08, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

God forbid!!!
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 11:11pm On Aug 08, 2010
wetin be the God forbid for inside now??

no be u say make I guess why you're so fagged out on a weekend?? tongue
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 11:20pm On Aug 08, 2010
wo, i nor get strent 2 talk jare
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 11:53pm On Aug 08, 2010
Oya go sleep then

look time! haba, 'tis way past your bed-time child. . . tongue
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 10:10pm On Aug 10, 2010
embarassed
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 10:30pm On Aug 10, 2010
wetin?
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 10:37pm On Aug 10, 2010
i tuk anytin?
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 10:59pm On Aug 10, 2010
so, why the embarassed face then?
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by nellaluv(f): 12:05am On Aug 11, 2010
:-x :-x
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 9:48pm On Aug 11, 2010
hmmm. . .
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 1:52pm On Aug 16, 2010
Here's another good one (but it isn't rude sha) tongue tongue

Mother Nature

Two guys work for the city, one digs holes the other fills them up.

A man watching them can't understand what they are doing. Finally he says "I see how hard you guys are working, but, I am confused, one of you digs the holes, but then the other one fills them in again!"

The hole digger says "yeah I know, the guy who plants the trees is sick today"
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Re: A Good One - But Rude! by ElementG(m): 1:57pm On Aug 16, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Here's another good one (but it isn't rude sha) tongue tongue

Mother Nature

Two guys work for the city, one digs holes the other fills them up.

A man watching them can't understand what they are doing. Finally he says "I see how hard you guys are working, but, I am confused, one of you digs the holes, but then the other one fills them in again!"

The hole digger says "yeah I know, the guy who plants the trees is sick today"
!

Gosh, see daftility of d highest order, nice one efe, nice one grin grin grin
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 5:45pm On Aug 19, 2010
Thanks jor - glad you liked it cheesy
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by blacksta(m): 5:56pm On Aug 19, 2010
Efe - what happened u drink too much beer - the first joke is terrible.
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by EfemenaXY: 6:14pm On Aug 19, 2010
what??!!

how can u say that?? - unless of course you didn't get it? undecided undecided undecided
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by tayoast(m): 7:27pm On Aug 19, 2010
d guy no lie ooo.

ur jokes are TERRYBLE!!! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by StudioCFR(m): 7:28pm On Aug 19, 2010
I know
Re: A Good One - But Rude! by segzicres(m): 8:33pm On Aug 19, 2010
i didn't want to believe that there were gaysbians in nigeria until now!

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