A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BI.TC.H!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

men really find is hard to listen and believe that we r wiser than they are

another story proves it:

A man on his way to catch up with an appointment, ran into another car belonging to a very beautiful lady

the man came out of the car and started shouting at the woman
'stupid woman! idiot! instead of looking at where u r driving,u r busying admiring urself in the mirror!'
look at wat u hv done!look! the police is coming and u r going to pay for the damages u hv done to my car!'
wen d woman got tired of arguing with him,she smiled at him and patted him saying

'im sorry,i hit u,i accept d blame. i ll pay for everything but before the cops come,lets drink to ur health
we r really lucky to get out of this alive,its worth celebrating'

the man was taken aback by her change,so he relaxed and the woman got the campagne out of her car with two glasses

she poured out for the two of them and they sat beside small lake by the roadside
she watched as the man gulped down his drink.

wen she heard the siren of the cops close,she gathered the bottle and glasses and threw it into d lake

and said to the man

'd cops r almost here,u ll have to explained to them hw drunk u re that u hit my car!!!'

Efemena_xy:

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BI.TC.H!!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.

Lol. . .he thought he was being abused.

Efe

i intercept

dont be

I cant date you, sorry

sorry to disappoint u, neither can i

So why are you touching me

oya delete if u dont like it

Stop it

Kunbee:

Efe

hmmm?

Kunbee baby - what's up?

Nuffin o


Happy world womens day in arrears

Really?

I never hear that 1 b/4 - but okay, same to you too. . .

Babes, d'you think men dey ever listen??

Yeah not many peeps knew


No, they dont. For example studio

^^ Lol!!

abi??

So what are you doing awake

meaning

Kunbee:

So what are you doing awake

Men, as I dey here - sleep don begin catch me sef

<yawns>

na Mr OJ dey pull my legs so. . .

So you and Oj. . . . . .

^^ Babes - me and OJ nothing

comot that one for your mind quick-quick

:oAmen oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


I must be lil bride at the e wedding

Little wetin!!!

50year old woman like you.

Ha!!

Wetin una 2 dey pray for??

Abeg free me jor! . . .

beutifull people how una dey?

@Okija, no let ur juju wish other peopleoooo.

infact no be to beg u too much holy ghost fire dey in abundance.

continuation__ order from above
lol