Dear Mark Zuckerberg
I have a proposal, you have tried by giving us
Facebook, Facebook Lite and Facebook
Messenger
But you need to create something more
traditional for some of us' so we can call it
"Facebook Calabash" or "Facebook Mirror"
I would love to see notifications like;
1. Afuwape Toluwalope Elizabethand 24 other just looked
at your profile photo and hissed, Let them know
you are aware! Send them your thoughts' Or send
soldiers to discipline them
2. Oni Owonire Mojere has just unliked one of your
posts' Do you want to blind her??
3. Onafuye Alaba and Ibukun Oluwa Layomi are
exchanging messages, gossiping about you Join
the conversation suddenly and shock them! Or
send them some chickenpox
4. Itz Real Mhiz Olasubomi is wondering why you mentioned
him in this post, Do you wish to send him some
knowledge? Or turn him to an avatar with tail
5. Dheeby Shay just wished she could block
you, Let her know you're aware' Send her some
common sense' Or block her brain
6. Mammie Tinu Frosh, Queen Memunah and 50
others are going through your timeline, wondering
if they could delete your posts, Send them a
collective thunder and hailstorm to show you care
7. Harbike Gold Agogo and 8 other friends
are taking your picture to their coven! Send them
a warning message' Or turn them to slowpoke
8. Adekoya Hannah Adesekemi is secretly crushing on
you, Pop into her head and check out her latest
thoughts about you!
9. Adetutu Ogunade is thinking of you, Let her know
you love her too, Whisper into her ear by clicking
the mouth button
10. Did you know that Crowntittle Lyk Mhi really love you so much send her some so she will also know you love too.
Badmus Joy Joy and Rayshell Ajoke Awoyade 10 other former school
mates of yours are regretting not beating you in
school, Let them know you are willing to forgive'
Or strike them all with Sarcomastigophora........


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