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Why Buhari Hates Dasuki by GenSpecifics: 11:50am On Jan 14, 2019
Dasuki was given the task of "leaking" the coup plot on Buhari to officers. This deliberate leak is used by the coup plotters to gauge the loyalty level among officers to the Buhari/idiagbon tyrannical regime.

The next step was for same Dasuki to take the "rumours" of a coup plot to Buhari to gain his confidence. Buhari will then order Dasuki to carry-out a thorough investigation and fish out the officers involved and to report directly to him.

Ghen-Ghen

At this point onward, Dasuki will be feeding Buhari sweet nonsense about the coup plotters, implicating officers that were very loyal to said Buhari.

On the day of the coup, Dasuki will get to Buhari's residence at Dodan Barracks, informing the dullard that a coup was imminent. Dasuki came with 3 truck loads of soldiers whom he used to replace the current guards surrounding the dotard.

Up till this moment the goat of duara was still very oblivious to what was going on.

Dasuki will then return to meet Buhari inside the house after pretending to be giving orders to the troops not to allow anybody within the perimeter cordone he had placed the troops.

"Kai fa, I knew it will be Maj. Omoregie" blurted Buhari. "I have never trusted that kaf... What is zis? Buhari stopped dead in his bigoted rants as he looked up and saw Dasuki pointing a loaded pistol at him.

Buhari will point an Uzi back at the Dasuki, squeezing the trigger but nothing happened. He looked down the barrel of his uzi and slapped it around and pointed it back to Dasuki but still nothing. "Shege banza! I told Ibrahim that we should not buy zis Israeli crap". At this point Dasuki fired his pistol, shooting the Uzi off Buhari's hands.

"This is why we are overthrowing your dumb ass" shouted Dasuki. "You are just to stubborn and daft".

"How many times have I shown you how to unlock the safety cap?", Dasuki screamed at Buhari.

"Sambo...why?" Buhari muttered. "You are asking me why"? Dasuki replied. At that moment, the doors bust open by machine gun wielding soldiers who made straight to Buhari.

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Re: Why Buhari Hates Dasuki by GenSpecifics: 12:08pm On Jan 14, 2019
As the soldiers made their way to strip Buhari of his rank, Dasuki cautioned them to stop. "He is still your CnC" thundered Dasuki. Dasuki prevented the soldeirs from stripping the dullard of his rank knowing fully well that the NCOs will treat him badly and begin to beat the sh!t out of him.

Dasuki, uncocked his pistol and put it back in his holster and nodded to Buhari to follow him.

Buhari rode silently in the back of a tinted 504 peugeot with Dasuki at the wheels. The destination was a safe house in Awolowo rd where Buhari was to re-unite with his wife and children.

In the next 6 hours, Nigerians woke up to hear that Buhari had been deposed and a new military order under IBB had taken over. Buhari could not stomach the tumultuous celebration and cheers that greeted his removal. The scene from his Awolowo safe house gave him a mixture of sadness and pure anger. At this point he wished he had locked-up the entire banza Lagos.

Dasuki will return the next day to transport Buhari and his family back to Dodan Barracks where a Duplex had been secured for their house arrest.

The IBB junta was being inundated with calls from northern elders to spare Buhari and allow him to go on exile which IBB agreed.

The northern elders had brokered an agreement with Saudi Arabia and Sudan to grant Buhari asylum to which both countries agreed to. Only problem is Buhari refused to go on exile and stated severally that "We die here".

Dasuki will then prevail on Buhari's wife to talk sense into the goat but to no avail. It is at this point Buhari started asking his wife if she enjoyed Sambo's abuna?

The dotard will become so obsessed with asking his wife to confess her adulterous relationship with Dasuki.

It is believed that he divorced her two weeks into his house arrest. The wife then told Dasuki that since the dotard has divorced her there was no need for her to remain with him under house arrest. Her wish was granted.

Banbangida, getting tired of Buhari's refusal to accept to go on exile, ordered that if within 48hrs Buhari refused to gtfo Nigeria he would be removed from house arrest and thrown into guard room specially constructed for him. Oga Dotard still dey form sturbbon.
Re: Why Buhari Hates Dasuki by Angelparadise: 12:32pm On Jan 14, 2019
Interesting! What a characteristics of a man .

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