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Not Needing God by malvisguy212: 11:55pm On Jan 15, 2019 |
One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost." God listened very patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this, let's say we have a man making contest." To which the scientist replied, "OK, great!" But God added, "Now, we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam." The scientist said,"Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!" 1 Like |
Re: Not Needing God by Nobody: 12:26am On Jan 16, 2019 |
JESUS IS LORD 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Not Needing God by malvisguy212: 10:02pm On Jan 16, 2019 |
A |
Re: Not Needing God by Bacteriologist(m): 1:49am On Jan 17, 2019 |
Myopic post. 1 Like |
Re: Not Needing God by malvisguy212: 1:45pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
Bacteriologist:thank God you read it . |
Re: Not Needing God by Anas09: 1:57pm On Jan 17, 2019 |
Is that all? |
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