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Aticulated News by loyaltygame(m): 10:40pm On Jan 16, 2019 |
ARE YOU ATIKULATED OR JUST ATIKULATING? After running several test on my PVC, I decided to see a doctor for explanation. Hear what the Doctor said to me. Me: "Doctor, My 2019 PVC genotype is AA (Atiku Abubakar) While its blood group is O-Positive (Obi- Peter); Am I medically OK? Doctor: You are not only medically fit, you are fully immune against Unemployment, Poverty, Corruption, Lawlessness, Senseless Killing, Untimely death, Illiteracy, Disease,High Petroleum prices, etc. However, you are exposed to world-class Education, Healthcare, Gainful Employment & Prosperity, guaranteed by Restructuring, Rule of Law, Motivation for hard work, Industrialisation, and the Common Good of all". So, get ready to regain your future with your PVC!!! 2019 is here!!!!! I am so Atikulated..... Also .... FULLY ATIKULATED.. |
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