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Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by ameheo(m): 9:02am On Jan 19, 2019
A nurse working at a sperm bank in Virginia was arrested after she fell pregnant from a stolen vial of semen she smuggled out of her workplace in her vaginal cavity.
29-year old Jessica Jensen was arrested this morning by the Fairfax City Police Department after an investigation revealed shewas implicated in an illegal sperm smuggling ring.
The young worked in the Sample Collection Department of the Fairfax Cryobank, the largest fertility clinic in Virginia.
She’s accused of using her position to steal semen samples which were then sold on the black market by an accomplice.
According to the Fairfax police chief, Captain Harold Pardini, Ms. Jensen is actually 4-months pregnant after one of the vials broke while hidden in her vaginal cavity.
“She admitted that she had smuggled over 2,500 sperm samples over the last year, and that two of the vials broke during one of her smuggling operations.”
According to Captain Pardini, the accused fell pregnant from those samples but kept smuggling sperm despite her pregnancy, until her accomplice was caught selling stolen semen to an undercover police officer.
“She was clearly addicted to the money it brought her. We think that she gained more than $2 millions from her crimes.”
According to the Fairfax County Police chief, Captain Harold Pardini, this was probably the most active “illegal sperm ring” in the history of the country. He estimates the total profit of their crimes to over $25 million.
Ms. Jensen now faces a total of 83 criminal charges and a maximum of 435 years in prison.
Her accomplice, 47-year old Michael Donovan is also facing 67 accusations in a separate trial and could end up in jail for a maximum of 315 years.
Both of them have decided to plead “not guilty”, and their trials are expected to begin in March.
Jessica Jensen also confirmed she had decided to go on with the pregnancy and is expected to give birth in June.
https://www.zeroclan.tk/2019/01/sperm-bank-nurse-falls-pregnant-after.html?m=0

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Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by mountmoriah(m): 9:19am On Jan 19, 2019
Funny
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by rusher14: 9:22am On Jan 19, 2019
I guess it's similar to stealing ladies panties.

2 million dollars though.

Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Jentle244: 10:46am On Jan 19, 2019
Probably, the owner of the semen that impregnated her is a SHARP SHOOTER grin

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Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Kingsleydr(m): 7:34pm On Jan 19, 2019
If it's in Nigeria, the masses which are known to be illiterates will link it to Yahoo boys

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Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Xisnin(m): 7:35pm On Jan 19, 2019
rusher14:
I guess it's similar to stealing ladies panties.

2 million dollars though.

No, its not.
The semen was willingly obtained from the donors/sellers and it has a specific and verifiable function
unlike the panty scam fueled by rumors and superstition.
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Aladdin1(m): 9:15pm On Jan 19, 2019
how she go know naw the man whose sperm get the belle?
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by falcon01: 11:16pm On Jan 19, 2019
Buying sperm, na wash!!
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Kingluqman(m): 11:45pm On Jan 19, 2019
Sharp Nurse grin
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Bouncingbabyboy(m): 6:56am On Jan 20, 2019
ameheo:
A nurse working at a sperm bank in Virginia was arrested after she fell pregnant from a stolen vial of semen she smuggled out of her workplace in her vaginal cavity.
29-year old Jessica Jensen was arrested this morning by the Fairfax City Police Department after an investigation revealed shewas implicated in an illegal sperm smuggling ring.
The young worked in the Sample Collection Department of the Fairfax Cryobank, the largest fertility clinic in Virginia.
She’s accused of using her position to steal semen samples which were then sold on the black market by an accomplice.
According to the Fairfax police chief, Captain Harold Pardini, Ms. Jensen is actually 4-months pregnant after one of the vials broke while hidden in her vaginal cavity.
“She admitted that she had smuggled over 2,500 sperm samples over the last year, and that two of the vials broke during one of her smuggling operations.”
According to Captain Pardini, the accused fell pregnant from those samples but kept smuggling sperm despite her pregnancy, until her accomplice was caught selling stolen semen to an undercover police officer.
“She was clearly addicted to the money it brought her. We think that she gained more than $2 millions from her crimes.”
According to the Fairfax County Police chief, Captain Harold Pardini, this was probably the most active “illegal sperm ring” in the history of the country. He estimates the total profit of their crimes to over $25 million.
Ms. Jensen now faces a total of 83 criminal charges and a maximum of 435 years in prison.
Her accomplice, 47-year old Michael Donovan is also facing 67 accusations in a separate trial and could end up in jail for a maximum of 315 years.
Both of them have decided to plead “not guilty”, and their trials are expected to begin in March.
Jessica Jensen also confirmed she had decided to go on with the pregnancy and is expected to give birth in June.
https://www.zeroclan.tk/2019/01/sperm-bank-nurse-falls-pregnant-after.html?m=0
the sperm poured in her vagina in Virginia.....could her name be Regina??
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Speedyconnect15: 8:12am On Jan 20, 2019
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Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by zolajpower: 8:19am On Jan 20, 2019
Hmm.......I have not finished seeing everything yet more to come . Thought I had seen it all yesterday wen Atiku and bubu aka the lifeless maga ,refused to show up at the debate grin but came this sperm smuggling lady who got pregnant from her crime
Women and stealing something in the vj be like ...............can some pls send me Jacob zuma picture ?
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by raphieMontella: 9:27am On Jan 20, 2019
ope o
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by nkor06: 4:06pm On Jan 20, 2019
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Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Nobody: 5:31pm On Jan 20, 2019
Now this is funny
She fell into the pregnancy
Lol
Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Abee79(m): 4:45pm On Jan 21, 2019
Sharp sperm! grin grin grin

Re: Sperm Bank Nurse Falls Pregnant After Smuggling Semen In Her Vagina by Karemarealty288(m): 12:15am On Jan 22, 2019
This one weak me....the sperm na C .Ronaldo.

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