Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

"Mom, I want a bike for my birthday."

Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.

Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:

Dear God:

I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend,
Leroy


Leroy knew this wasn't true, He had not been a very good boy this year, so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:

Dear God:

This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I would like a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you,
Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started again.

LETTER 3:

Dear God:

I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.

I will be a good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you,

Leroy


Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike. By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he wanted to go to church. Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad. "Just be home in time for dinner," his mother said.

Leroy walked down the street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary, slipped it under his shirt and ran out of the Church, down the street, into his house, and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen and wrote

His letter to God.

LETTER 4:



I GOT YOUR MAMA.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.



Signed

YOU KNOW WHO

ROFLMAO

efe abeg take am easy on me ooo, i don dey piss for body

Ha!

Na u suppose take am easy na!!

**I guess that means someone find my joke funny **

infact make our two take am easy oooo

^^Lol!

Here's another one:

The Love Dress. . .

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She
rang the doorbell and walked right in. She was shocked to see her
daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.

Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What
are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him
to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic, and ravages me for hours on end. He can't seem to get enough
of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered,put
on
her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on
the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.

Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?"

rotflmao

Efe - very strange you are laughing at your own jokes - Is that serious

Efemena_xy:

ROFLMAO

^^i tink say na only me see am- efe ar we safe?

Efe u try sha

Body nor be stone now. . .

But thanks Synthesis!

u r welcome
atleast i laff small

Seems I'd be coming back to NL afterall.
Finally some good posts!! Thumbs up poster.

^^ Thank you

Thanks Ben - appreciate your comments!

baybbootz:

Seems I'd be coming back to NL afterall.
Finally some good posts!! Thumbs up poster.

Jst make sure u're stuck in Jokes section, okay?

BTW, wetin pursue u before