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| Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman by Labans(m): 4:30pm On Apr 19, 2007 |
Why a beer is better than a woman You can enjoy a beer all month long Beer stains wash out You don't have to wine and dine a beer Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football When your beer goes flat, you toss it out Beer never changes its mind A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer Beer is never late Hangovers go away Beer labels come off without a fight Beer never has a headache When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents A beer won't get upset if you come home and have another beer If you pour a beer right, you always get good head You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty A beer always goes down easy You can share a beer with your friends You always know when you are the first one to pop a beer Beer is always wet Beer doesn't demand quality You can have a beer in public A beer doesn't care when you come A frigid beer is a good beer You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony |
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