>A young Jamaican father-to-be awakened the village
> >doctor in the middle of the night saying "Doc! Doc!
> >Come fas nuh! Is muh wife man! She water dun
> >brek man! She bout to born de chile!"
> >
> >The doctor came over and told the father "Hold de
> lamp
> >higher! Hold de lamp higher nuh!"
> >The father obliged, and behold, a baby's cry was
> soon
> >heard. The father cried out: "Praise de
> >Lard! A boy! I's de proud fadduh of A baby boy!"
> >
> >The doctor again told the father, "Hold de lamp
> >higher! Hold de lamp highernuh man!". The father
> again
> >complied, and to be sure, another cry was heard.The
> >father excitedly proclaimed: "Is twins!! I
> >got twins! I's doubly blessed! Glory be to God!"
> >
> >The doctor instructed, "Hold de lamp higher! Hold
> de
> >lamp higher nuh!" Sure enough, a THIRD cry was
> heard!
> >The father, somewhat subdued, in a nervous tone,
> >muttered, "Oh. Thank ya Jesus."
> >
> >The doctor repeated, "Hold de lamp higher!. Hold de
> >lamp higher nuh man!", and a short while yet a
> FOURTH
> >cry was heard. The father said nothing, being lost
> in
> >deep thought.
> >
> >The doctor for a fifth time commanded "Hold de lamp
> >higher man! Hold the lamp higher nuh!" The father
> then
> >asked; "Doc, yuh tink maybe is de light dat
> attractin'
> >dem?"

~Nuh man ~

Lol!are the babies mosquitoes?

roflmao lol @joke

a wa gwan, laffffff

i don't blame d guy!
only rabbits multiply that fast!

Really funny

cool