hebex12:

Guy u don't nid 2bind me nw,don't u knw d more u share dbetter ur ways of receiving

Mutaino7: IGBO TRADER WRITING WAEC EXAM: Ebuka told his Oga at the shop to please wait at the gate and pick him up after his WAEC Commerce exam at the Commercial Secondary School where he registered. He was given Commerce Exam question paper and the only question he could answer was question number 3 and it says: "Differentiate between a Warehouse and a Shop" (20marks). After much thinking he smiled and wrote his answer as fast as he could: Warehouse is at Ojota while Shop is at Alaba market. Then he submitted his paper and went to meet his Oga at the gate: OGA: Ebuka, how far? How e be? EBUKA: E dey so simple Oga. Question number three say make we differentiate between a warehouse & a shop. OGA: Ehen- ehen...Wet in U come write? EBUKA: hmmm. I write say "warehouse dey for Ojota & shop dey for Alaba. OGA: So na the only thing wey U write be dat? EBUKA: Yes Oga. OGA: Chinekemee!!! U dey craze? Common go back & put the phone numbers & our complete address. silly boy! Na so dem take dey get customers.....

Wizdray:
Lwkd! Like seriously?

The rock5555: Adeg mehn i rate u after Flow and Foxy for comedy jare, u don overtake my minis3. See as my hand still dey shake wit laf, i thank God say police never catch me b4.

Thumbs up man. That 4kizo own 5yrs wanted arrest nearly make me choke up wit lafter, this story pass lafing gas o

adegwurulez: only God knws what happened to nairaland from 11:00am to 3:00pm yesterday. ryt now somebody would want to reply and you will be logged out

adegwurulez:
1german stone for u. U too much

Hw u wnt make dem take smile when u go spend money for girl head, buy her better gift, then at the end of the day she go come give you three in one singlet(extra extra large for that matter). Na nw wey some guys don wise o, if ithem spend for u, u sef go ready to dance to their tune
. Lols, 4 me, if my girl gv me singlet, i go gv her pants nd a 9ce s3x

E don dey read tey tey...

Lolz, so you mean u don't practice colour blocking or what do they call it?

adegwurulez:
Haha, dey phone na immortal o

Thanks sir...

True talk bro... More updates coming soon

Are you talking about Ac milan in pes2004? Cos I can even use Tyneside to beat AC milan in pes2013... Btw, pes2014 don commot o, with AC milan current performance, I sure say dem go be flop