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Get Laughing by Nobody: 10:59am On Aug 20, 2010 |
Regular naps prevent old age, Especially if you take them while driving. Having one child makes you a parent; Having two you are a referee. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right And the other is the husband! I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. A child's greatest period of growth is The month after you've purchased new school uniforms. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent, Don't marry the person you want to live with, Marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever You do, you'll regret it later. You can't buy love, But, you pay heavily for it. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway, My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, Always with the same person. You're getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, He still ends up with the same boss. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. Wise men talk because they have something to say; Fools talk because they have to say something. They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak! Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but then the thought of long life will never come. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered. There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it! |
Re: Get Laughing by Ben13: 11:02am On Aug 20, 2010 |
Regular naps prevent old age, Especially if you take them while driving. Let's start from this one. You're crazy. |
Re: Get Laughing by thweraja10: 11:06am On Aug 20, 2010 |
Omo thats pretty coool |
Re: Get Laughing by kodylicky(f): 11:30am On Aug 20, 2010 |
@ ben close ya teeth @ poster nice work |
Re: Get Laughing by Dyt(f): 7:32pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
wat can isay |
Re: Get Laughing by Nobody: 11:47pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, He still ends up with the same boss. |
Re: Get Laughing by EfemenaXY: 11:59pm On Aug 20, 2010 |
I wouldn't call them jokes - they're more like. . . words of wisdom! Nice! |
Re: Get Laughing by edogho(m): 8:56am On Aug 21, 2010 |
Jokes? wrong Words of wisdom? right |
Re: Get Laughing by lajjy(m): 1:17pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! |
Re: Get Laughing by skyhadi16(m): 2:51pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
@talknafree u too muchssssss! |
Re: Get Laughing by StudioCFR(m): 2:57pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Where is de joke? |
Re: Get Laughing by EfemenaXY: 3:40pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
^^ Between your legz |
Re: Get Laughing by StudioCFR(m): 3:42pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Wetin u find go dia wen i dey sleep? |
Re: Get Laughing by EfemenaXY: 3:50pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
<smiles> nor deceive yourself - you nor dey ever close eyes if Efe near you |
Re: Get Laughing by StudioCFR(m): 3:58pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
Lol who no like better thing? A gurl of yo quality like u- naturally endowned back and front. I go do anything to have u in my arms gurl. Anything! |
Re: Get Laughing by EfemenaXY: 4:01pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
^^ Really? erm. . .anything like what? |
Re: Get Laughing by Dyt(f): 4:05pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
studio wat u doin? |
Re: Get Laughing by EfemenaXY: 4:07pm On Aug 21, 2010 |
GBAM!! |
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