As he lay on his deathbed, DEE ONE confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

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^^^ sledge u no good oo

soorry jare babytrainers , a round of appalause u try small but consider rib cracking jokes cus ur audience are demanding

Idowuogbo:

^^^ sledge u good oo

Exactly what you were screaming in the wee hours of the morning.

wo!!!

Reposted joke

seen it b/4 (several times). . .

Compared to the recent posting these days, I just posted this to remind us what the JOKES SECTION used to be like.

yes, but we need to move forward don't we

and babes you might as well lead the way and show 'em how to do the real thing

abi??

^^^^^
LOL
Ive not been around but a lil birdee told me your a trail blazer. . .

btw, anybody seen my mykali??

hun.

this joke was funny in the 90's

bt u read it.

Stale

I wasn't born in the '90's

I came to be after that

u sure?

umm. . . hmmm

y?

z

no. if i say 'y'?

then u say: b/cos y has a long tail and 2 branches. . .

okay,mr lecturer.

sting_224:

this joke was funny in the 90's

You sure say it is in d 90's or d 80's?

Lol

Una dey drag on top dead and buried talks

^^ Hello Sledge

How body??

Chai!! Nice one Baybbootz.

T_z Sledge dey form shy-shy for me!

Shy shy? I no understand. Explain better.

I greet am e nor wan answer

I tosh am 4 shoulder e never even blink eye

I be wan use needle prick am for neck - but I nor know weather im still get rabbies go bite me

Oya Sledge come to efe for a quick hug now

Efemena_xy:

I greet am e nor wan answer

I tosh am 4 shoulder e never even blink eye

I be wan use needle prick am for neck - but I nor know weather im still get rabbies go bite me

Oya Sledge come to efe for a quick hug now

Na because I dey here.

But no worry, e go soon come reply you.

**sniggers**

sledge na virgin born-again

oh, oh sledge, plssss talk to me - I promise I won't bully you no more

^^

Bottomline: The guy dey fear.

So, na coward?

Not necessarily, but the guy dey fear me. That one na for sure.