University students in UK are being paid as much as £3,500 to be infected with dangerous tropical diseases including typhoid, malaria and pneumonia.
The UK students are among a growing number of healthy volunteers being paid to be infected with exotic bacteria and viruses for scientific research at institutions including Oxford University and Imperial College London.

Source: https://www.collinsuchendusblog.com/2019/02/uk-students-are-being-paid-to-be.html?m=1

They should come and infect me with times 5 of that malaria parasite, malaria wey we dey use lamba cure for here, just pass me the owo iya charlie

Abet they should comman open branch here for naija
The crowd go pursue una