Sum ppl lyk 2 look 4 trouble  

follypimpi:

A condom tells a pad"bleep u,u always stop my business 4 a week"the pad replies "yeah,but when u bleep up i lose my job for 9 months.

Where did u steal dat 4rm??

hmm am still gon try anyways

follypimpi:


From a BB broadcast oo,where my food ?

Ohh. i knew u cudnt hve come up wiv dat
Which kain food? U gimme food 2 keep 4 u?

I wouldn't call it an addiction . . . more like a fetish

just stand back and watch me burn. . . .I am my own fire

follypimpi:


Dat food now,dat draws

I no soji wettin u deh yarn lol

i was just joking----and now u corner me into it,

Itz too cold

lol. . . even if you turn to letter O i no go send yuh till Jesus comes

follypimpi:


U sure now the food am talkin about,that yumie creamie delicious food

Na yoghurt u deh call food? Itz in da frige 4 u luv

what am i gonna do now?

man abi men

follypimpi:


Nope u r wrong ,Where my food chinchin baby ?

Na only u i will let violate ma name lyk dat

@Topic

Will i eva stop sneezin  . . itz jackets 4rm nw on

what am i gonna do now?

Pyjama party ke . . . I no dey go o

gotta make up ma mind.wtf is rung wt moi

is she for real?

bad boys

this time last year! i would have killed to be an exec! now i want someone to take my job fast

lalaboi:

Yoooouuuuu. . . . . . . I go do you strong thing!!!!!! workaholic osi

im missing you too badly! i cracked up at your pishure on my wall!! i shall see your wife before this year runs out shey?

mehn! people are trusting me with their finances already! this is critical, i shall rule the worrrldd! *evil laugh*

nike4luv:

im missing you too badly! i cracked up at your pishure on my wall!! i shall see your wife before this year runs out shey?

mehn! people are trusting me with their finances already! this is critical, i shall rule the worrrldd! *evil laugh*

Which of ur wifes. .

Gal yi. . mama kobami ke. . . lol. .

lalaboi:

Which of your wifes. .

Gal yi. . mama kobami ke. . . lol. .

you too dey deny! if she signs on now you go start fearing

nike4luv:

you too dey deny! if she signs on now you go start fearing

Ah. . .mogbe, . Where did you hear all this from?. . alakoba. . . which wif eu give me. . .
joor oh. . ma serekere o lol

ma je ki n be speaker

bring on tomorra