This is my first post on this section of the forum and I know this is long, so please bare with me  
This a joke I saw online years ago when I was about 12 or 13 yrs old




Letter from Grandma:

The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.
I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put in on my bumper. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus. Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach, I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove on through the intersection.
I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

Welcome

Thanks. I finally took a look at some of the stuff in the section. Seems a lot calmer than the romance section.

Inked_Nerd:

Thanks. I finally took a look at some of the stuff in the section. Seems a lot calmer than the romance section.

Like we discussed - Hopefully u will be able to keep up with the demand for more jokes

@ poster
now dat really made me laugh, nice one

blacksta:

Like we discussed - Hopefully u will be able to keep up with the demand for more jokes

I hope so too

Element G:

@ poster
now dat really made me laugh, nice one

Thanks 

Inked_Nerd:

Thanks. I finally took a look at some of the stuff in the section. Seems a lot calmer than the romance section.

Calmer

Anyway, wetin una dey find for romance section wen nor even dey romantic. Only complains upon complains dat happen to make NL homepage

Nice one Inked. So blackie u've been following and discussing with her? U are so dead

skyndyp:

Nice one Inked. So blackie u've been following and discussing with her? U are so dead

Thanks. lol, he was just encouraging me to come check it out

sledge406:

Calmer

Anyway, wetin una dey find for romance section wen nor even dey romantic. Only complains upon complains dat happen to make NL homepage 

Yes, calmer. Aside from the ladies and gents disagreeing about stuff on the female bashing thread, I didn't seen anything wrong. What I was trying to say is it seems friendlier than the romance section 

skyndyp:

Nice one Inked. So blackie u've been following and discussing with her? U are so dead

baby - I just tell am say make she post joke - nothin more nuthing less. Ask am whether i am toast -

nuthin dey between me and Inked


Oya Inked - please talk now - I toast u before?

Begone from me now or i'll be forced to give you the Hawaiin good luck sign

blacksta:

baby  - I just tell am say make she post joke  - nothin more nuthing less.  Ask am whether i am toast  -

nuthin dey between me and Inked


Oya Inked  - please talk now  - I toast u before?

Nope, he no dey toast me

skyndyp:

Begone from me now or i'll be forced to give you the Hawaiin good luck sign

Hehehe

Why una dey turn jokes section to toasting section?

Una dey dull me abeg.

Dating and meetup zone dey dia yet una carry una shamelesness come here dey make everywhere dull for us.

Where una sense of humour dey sef? Under slippon?

Studio CFR:

Why una dey turn jokes section to toasting section?

Una dey dull me abeg.

Dating and meetup zone dey dia yet una carry una shamelesness come here dey make everywhere dull for us.

Where una sense of humour dey sef? Under slippon?

Haba what a shame - Post Joke or sharrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppp dia

Nice joke poster

Ode oshi ni'e walahi.

Poster welcome 2 da jokes or rather yokes section. I love ur joke. About ur comment about this section been calm is becos we don't hve the crazy lots of 190,omolola,mr. Cork,dobodobo and the rest (and we don't need them) . But i fink u're going to rethink about ur earlier statement when the wee hours reach. All the same welcome moreover i prefer this inkerd 2 crazy romance sec inkerd(no offence meant)

Studio CFR:

Ode oshi ni'e walahi.

back to sender x 100

Wait wait wait. 2 fighting. Where dat my Mr, Do good

I don sho*ve am down his throat

Vic2k3:

Poster welcome 2 da jokes or rather yokes section. I love your joke. About your comment about this section been calm is becos we don't hve the crazy lots of 190,omolola,mr. Cork,dobodobo and the rest (and we don't need them) . But i fink u're going to rethink about your earlier statement when the wee hours reach. All the same welcome moreover i prefer this inkerd 2 crazy romance sec inkerd(no offence meant)

Thanks, I guess . You think I'm crazy?

jokingmary:

Nice joke poster

Thanks

Erm i jxt said i meant no offence. To put a kybosh 2 the ur impending anger or rather brewing anger u look beautiful. I hope that calms the storm.

lol, there was no impending or brewing anger but thanks for the compliment 

@Inked

I am happy u dey enjoy yourself

Smh. number 1 spoilsport don show

Vic2k3:

Smh. number 1 spoilsport don show

your loss bro - ol boy bridge don close na dead end -lol

inked na true?

blacksta:

@Inked

I am happy u dey enjoy yourself  

Thanks. I'll be posting here more often.

Vic2k3:

Smh. number 1 spoilsport don show

lol

Vic2k3:

inked na true?

Is what true?

What my friend blackie jxt said

Hmmm, what did he say? Didn't quite understand.

Neva mind dats irrelevant now. So whatsup with the romance sec?

Tons of arguing and infidelity. Its like watching a soap opera lol