Confused man:
One day, a Sledge was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted,

“John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right opposite this building”.

Sledge was in panic!!!

Not knowing what  to do, he jumped out through his office window.

While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor, he remembered he does not have a daughter named Anna!!!

When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet!!!

When he was about to hit the ground, he remembered he was not John!!!

See confusion!!!


Liar:
Studio is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"



Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when Studio's wife is pregnant.

Tension is when his girlfriend is pregnant.

Panic is when both are pregnant.

Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Studio and Sledge, we would still be in paradise

because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the SNAKE 

Lolzzzzzzzz!!!!

Nice one

U kinda don't like studio?

jokingmary:

U kinda don't like studio?

far from it, i too like d guy na why i use am crack d joke

studio na my chairman oh

C_baby nice jokes sha

but why you dey bash our Studio like this na?

Efemena_xy:

C_baby nice jokes sha

but why you dey bash our Studio like this na?

Studio needs bashing - na soft ball - wassup

Bros I'm cool sha - you?

abeg make una pirry am small now

Efemena_xy:

C_baby nice jokes sha

but why you dey bash our Studio like this na?

r they that bad?

just wanted to catch some fun wit him oh thats all

if they r too bad,i can modify dem oh

C_baby - Good morning - how are you today - You and your disappearing act sef.

nice jokes
lol

cynthoney:

r they that bad?

just wanted to catch some fun wit him oh thats all

if they r too bad,i can modify dem oh

Babes they're good jokes - but na the idea of studio jumping outta d window dey break my heart

see, you fit modify am to be Blacksta. . .

Efemena_xy:

Babes they're good jokes - but na the idea of studio jumping outta d window dey break my heart

see, you fit modify am to be Blacksta. . .

See Haters -

Cybaby + Blacksta = Serious tightness

blacksta:

C_baby - Good morning - how are you today - You and your disappearing act sef.

honie m,i dey oh

na just work wey dey worry me like dis oh

blacksta:

See Haters -

Cybaby + Blacksta = Serious tightness

ehen. . .wetin u expect??

no be you dey score me 2/10 for ma jokes??

modified!!!!

cynthoney:

honie m,i dey oh

na just work wey dey worry me like dis oh

take easy sha  - TGIF - meself they use one eye look work and the other one look work  

anyway - how are you doing  - hope se u sleep well sha

blacksta:

take easy sha - TGIF - meself they use one eye look work and the other one look work

anyway - how are you doing - hope se u sleep well sha

tank u jare! cant wait to get my butts home for d weekend!!!

cynthoney:

modified!!!!

Now that's perfect!!  

er C_baby. . .I er

oh, I nor want stud to die from cancer o!!  

Efemena_xy:

Now that's perfect!!

er C_baby. . .I er

oh, I nor want stud to die from cancer o!!

u no serious!!!

wats up wit u babes,u now rolling wif Studio?

i really havnt seen him for a while

miss him too,

dont wori,e no go die

^^ dunno babes - maybe I need a doctor to check ma head!!

I love his madness 'an all sha

Efemena_xy:

^^ dunno babes - maybe I need a doctor to check ma head!!

I love his madness 'an all sha

Efe is in loff!

Efe is in loff!!

Efe is in loff!!!

Lol wit stud that funny lol

lolzz   9c 1 @ poster

dupsy_tosh:

lolzz 9c 1 @ poster

Vic2k3:

Lol wit stud that funny lol

tanx jare

Ben-10:

That's ok, pls.

wats ok,pls?

cynthoney:

Efe is in loff!

Efe is in loff!!

Efe is in loff!!!

girl stop saying that!

Besides, there are different kinds of love you know. . .brotherly/sisterly love, motherly love, e.t.c

^^+ NL loff

hehehe

Sledge be woman?

noooo na man

i just wan yab dem two

d sledge no dey comot mouth for ma matter na y i join am put

cynthoney:

noooo na man

i just wan yab dem two

d sledge no dey comot mouth for ma matter na y i join am put

Fear be wan catch me.

So no be only me the guy dey always stalk around? I swear, that guy no get work at all.

How you dey?