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Re: - by tolu001: 4:29pm On Aug 27, 2010
Liar:
Studio is dying of Cancer.

His son asked him, "Dad, why do u keep telling people u're dying of AIDS?"

Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

Nice Joke there, LMAO
Re: - by sledge406: 4:30pm On Aug 27, 2010
Tanning,
Yes, e dey disguise so as to penetrate into ur domitory so dat attrocities fit dey committed but not with you.
After I commit  wink, I go make sure say I off light use belt beat u before I run.

@Cynthoney. . .Stale!!!
But good to know you have me in heart grin
Re: - by tanimz(f): 4:32pm On Aug 27, 2010
sledge406:

Tanning,
Yes, e dey disguise so as to penetrate into your domitory so dat attrocities fit dey committed but not with you.
After I commit  wink, I go make sure say I off light use belt beat u before I run.

You well so?
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 4:40pm On Aug 27, 2010
tanimz:

Fear be wan catch me.

So no be only me the guy dey always stalk around? I swear, that guy no get work at all.

How you dey?

ma sista, i dey oh

if only d likes of sledge ll just jump from 19th floor as said

Gosh! this world ll be a better place wink
Re: - by tanimz(f): 4:42pm On Aug 27, 2010
cynthoney:

ma sista, i dey oh

if only d likes of sledge ll just jump from 19th floor as said

Gosh! this world ll be a better place wink

19th floor too small, 36th floor will do!
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 4:46pm On Aug 27, 2010
hehehe grin grin grin

that ll surely serve him right!!!
Re: - by tanimz(f): 4:52pm On Aug 27, 2010
Hehe.

Where is he anyway?
Re: - by cynthoney(f): 5:07pm On Aug 27, 2010
e don waka go do tatafo as usual!!! wink wink
Re: - by tanimz(f): 5:13pm On Aug 27, 2010
No vex oo, but how you take know? sad
Re: - by Dyt(f): 5:17pm On Aug 27, 2010
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c dem 2 lyf outside
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i love dis joke
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 6:52pm On Aug 27, 2010
I be Guru - and na only when u dey important like me people especially the ladies go write about you or give u dia photograph to keep or sign on dia boobi*s.

No kidding.

Erm Cynthoney, the ink u gave me to use sign my signature on yo boo.b* don dry - get me another - and na on yo back side i wan sign am.
Re: - by bibs(f): 7:35pm On Aug 27, 2010
for ur mind
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 7:37pm On Aug 27, 2010
Kilode ti'oun biff me - life mi ni mo'n live
Re: - by bibs(f): 7:44pm On Aug 27, 2010
live life na pelu otito
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 7:47pm On Aug 27, 2010
Otito! Kilon'jebe?
Re: - by bibs(f): 7:51pm On Aug 27, 2010
na gaskiya be that
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 7:55pm On Aug 27, 2010
Oh - otito. Yes i jusu uncode am now lol.
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 8:32pm On Aug 27, 2010
Studio you like this thread?
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 11:01pm On Aug 27, 2010
u and cynth wan plan coup? the thread dry walahi lol
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 11:02pm On Aug 27, 2010
dry like u, you mean??
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 11:13pm On Aug 27, 2010
off my slippon - u wan steal am?
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 11:21pm On Aug 27, 2010
hmm. . .steal wetin??

anyways, I think it's a nice joke - but without your name inside sha

see, I nor like the cancer part - and I tell C_honey

abi??
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 11:25pm On Aug 27, 2010
SEARCH YO HEART WELL. AND DAT CANCER PART AIN'T FOR ME.
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 11:28pm On Aug 27, 2010
True the cancer part definitely not for you
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 11:31pm On Aug 27, 2010
i dont know what to believe- cant tell-
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 11:33pm On Aug 27, 2010
Really?
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 11:43pm On Aug 27, 2010
i dunno - i be ajebutter by birth- and i'm aware of my celebrity status. i nor want dat local v-champ come tear my shirt
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 11:50pm On Aug 27, 2010
hmmm  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 6:57am On Aug 28, 2010
Why u dey modify all wetin u write?
U think sey i get time to follow u play all dat game??
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 4:16pm On Aug 28, 2010
hmmm??

wetin I modify? tell me,

and while you're at it - u can stop messing around with your medication

you're gerrin paranoid man grin grin grin
Re: - by StudioCFR(m): 4:17pm On Aug 28, 2010
Stop derailling gurl - na my thread lol
Re: - by EfemenaXY: 4:23pm On Aug 28, 2010
just responding to your comments man undecided

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