She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children.


Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.


Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, they're finally together.



One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband"? The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

Not bad - I score you 6/10 - Let my people go pass mark

damn! I dey try na! 

wetin I fit do to get higher mark with you sef?? 

**what a hard man to please!!**

Efemena_xy:

damn! I dey try na!

wetin I fit do to get higher mark with you sef??

[size=8pt]**what a hard man to please!!**[/size]

Well my dear sista - You have lost focus because man wahala don come too much

Not true!

'tis called multi-tasking

cool babes

Thanks jor!

@C_honey & Ben: una be berra peeps!

**folds ma arms and rests on a nearby tree** what about moi?

toi is good but i tink u r not taking good care of Efe oh

her heart is already fluttering for someone else

I see. . . . . . Thats the explanation 4 her coldness

cynthoney:

toi is good but i tink u r not taking good care of Efe oh

her heart is already fluttering for someone else

Even the bobo sef don  dey chase another person    

Vic2k3:

**folds ma arms and rests on a nearby tree** what about moi?

hmmm?

what d'you mean baby?

cynthoney:

toi is good but i tink u r not taking good care of Efe oh

her heart is already fluttering for someone else

Cynthoney!!  

Vic2k3:

I see. . . . . . Thats the explanation 4 her coldness

how can you say that??

blacksta:

Even the bobo sef don dey chase another person

What??!!

@blacksta. What is the dat?

U don happy say i don dey blab now abi?

The both sef  - them dey play away  -  

Efemena_xy:

hmmm?
Cynthoney!!

notin baby,just trying to make him sit up to his responsiblity

Vic2k3:

U don happy say i don dey blab now abi?

The heck!!

cynthoney:

notin baby,just trying to make him sit up to his responsiblity

**whispers: oh, I know that girl - and I think it's working!!**

Blacksta who is dat person if i may ask?

Vic2k3:

Blacksta who is dat person if i may ask?

Baby is this true??!!

**raises an eyebrow** what true?

Efemena_xy:

Baby is this true??!!

u still asking?

a guy can believe any crap abt his gal

Vic2k3:

**raises an eyebrow** what true?

what blacksta says of you

I int saying anytin untill he names the person dear

Chai!!! d music don change!!!

oya,vicks answer na

Vic2k3:

I int saying anytin untill he names the person dear

No.

you tell me.

Wetin concern me -

Cybaby - abeg make we commot for this burning house

Honey i don't know what hes taking about Mhen

okay then, I believe you

so, Blacksta - you wan put asunder eh?

go and read his post - u will know what i am talking abut - the bobo na maradona for life.