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I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Nobody: 6:03pm On Aug 27, 2010
In a class a teacher came in and asked (conversation between teacher and student)

Teacher:who wants to go to heaven?
Classsadeverybody raises their hand)except a boy who did not raise his hand
Teacher:why did you not raise your hand?
Boy:my mother said i should not go any where after school.
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by ElementG(m): 6:12pm On Aug 27, 2010
@poster
nice one man, u tried grin grin
at least i learnt something dat it is good to be obedient
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 9:10pm On Aug 27, 2010
Not funny lipsrsealed
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by blacksta(m): 10:17pm On Aug 27, 2010
lol
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by StudioCFR(m): 11:56am On Aug 28, 2010
I know bad belle's go rubbish dis thread

Dia threads dry like hell
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by babyme1(f): 12:00pm On Aug 28, 2010
Nice cheesy
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by StudioCFR(m): 12:01pm On Aug 28, 2010
My joke
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by tolu001: 6:52pm On Aug 28, 2010
that's a good boy u have there
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by ozaro(m): 11:39am On Aug 31, 2010
Lol cheesy
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by flexystar(f): 8:21pm On Aug 31, 2010
studio which dey wey u change name?
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by StudioCFR(m): 8:24pm On Aug 31, 2010
I be celebrity - as my profile dey rise, na so i dey change my i.d so dat boiz no go come attack me.

U know how this country be naw
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by EfemenaXY: 9:05pm On Aug 31, 2010
^^ Where the change?

I nor see am lipsrsealed
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by StudioCFR(m): 9:57am On Sep 01, 2010
na after 10pm u dey see well, be patient babe wink
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Nellyon(f): 3:52pm On Sep 01, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Not funny lipsrsealed
why isnt it?
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by darafizzz: 3:49pm On Sep 02, 2010
i heard dis 5 years ago tongue
Re: I Dont Want To Go To Heaven by Kunbee: 12:25am On Sep 05, 2010
Pls dont go to heaven wink

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