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Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by Jimmyo3(m): 8:38pm On Mar 08
Marriage Na wa OOO. Come see list when my friend collect from his propose wife family.

1. Knocking at the door N3000.
2. Opening of mother's mouth N2000.
3. 20 litres of hot drink.
4. 7 male goat for elders.
5. 7 female goat for the women.
6. 22 jerseys, 22 boots and 10 balls for the youth.
7. 120 yard of Nigeria wax for the young girls.
8. 100 tubers of yam and 50 sea fishes for the old women in the family.
9. One bull for the elders in councils.
10. 7 kolanut and 10 bitter kola
11. A sewing machine for the young sister and One laptop for the young brother to his propose wife.
12. 10 trip of sand and 20 bags of dangote cement.
13. 3 gallons of 20litres of palm wine.
14. 2 white sheep for the elders and young brothers.
15. 300 bathroom slippers for the villagers.
16. 50 litres of petrol.
17. 4 hand set for her sliblings.
18. 7 cartons of each of star beer, coke and malta guinness.
19. A white bicycle for her uncle.
20. 5 cups of groundnut.
21. 3 basins of garri.
22. A bag of rice and beans.
23. The father and mother clothes with the sum of N180,000.
24. 2 box that will be use to pack her clothes.
25. When coming with the above items, come with the cow head that will be killed for the marriage ceremony.

Abeg, as a good friend, you advice my friend make he continue with this marriage?
Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by Jentle244(m): 8:40pm On Mar 08
Say her toto is made of gold undecided
1. Probably na cotton they use as door
2. 2k to open her tobacco ridden mouth
3. Probably her father is a drunkard
4.hungry elders
5. Long throat women
6. Jersey for boys that have never won a village match.
7. Looking at the trend that girls are going naked I might consider that.
8. To compensate village witches not to block her womb.
9. Same hungry men
10. For the gods
11. Sister that refuse to learn handwork and laptop for the boy to start yahoo. Ok
12. To change the Hut to a modern one not bad but erosion sand would do. 5trips is ok
13. U mean 60liters of palm wine. Haha too much na. Someone should complete am I Don try

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Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by ExpressBooking: 8:40pm On Mar 08
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Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by nofuckz(m): 8:42pm On Mar 08
stale already Nigerians are greedy, and its well established our eastern folks are on a whole diff level of greedy.
Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by ojun50(m): 8:47pm On Mar 08
Jst tell him to go and use his money for investment nd locate one yoruba were he will nt spend much

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Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by Rejoice006(f): 8:47pm On Mar 08
Na dem dem....always putting der children for sale
grin

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Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by McStoic(m): 8:50pm On Mar 08
OP you can lie sha. I know you need attention, after all it happens to the best of us. Try harder next time sha.
Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by donstan18(m): 8:55pm On Mar 08
At the end of all these ranting and noisemaking, men from other tribes will still leave their cheap women and come down to easy to pay and marry from the east.

Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by sinaj(f): 9:09pm On Mar 08
No 6 sha cheesy cheesy cheesy

Even if him wan sign players.

Lemme laugh small sha coz ours is exquensive too lipsrsealed

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Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by MhizzV(f): 9:10pm On Mar 08
Fake news���
Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by Kenedy16(m): 9:15pm On Mar 08
Op adonbilivit! try again.

Re: Hilarious Marriage List A Friend Received From The East. by Ardar(f): 12:13am On Mar 09
angry What kind of useless shi.t is this? How can someone sit down and write this nonsense down?

I sure say na one jobless afonja go write this shí.t cuz na only Igbo matter full their head.

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